Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Young lad, maybe 4 or 5, in front of me today with his Father. They were in normally empty seats (not in any family section) so could have been his first game. A newbie behind me was giving it the works, going through his entire repertoire of swear words, curses and gestures. Kid took it all in his stride until chap said "he was miserly with the ball". What does "miserly" mean? asked the kid to Father.