Sussex vs Kent - 11am, County Ground, Hove

[Lord Bracknell]

Kent are up there with Lancashire as worthy contenders for this year's title.

 

[Juan Albion]

Prior spills another chance. Kent lead by 24.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Prior drops Patel.

That's the end of his England career.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

We are going DOWN

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It looks like Fatty Key will get to eat another lunch.

 

[Titanic]

I'm going for a curry.. see ya later.

 

[Juan Albion]

Actually this isn't funny any more.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Lewry gets a go.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

For god sake, we're handing Lancashite the title.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Yea!

:mushy: :mushy: :mushy: :mushy: :mushy: :mushy:
:mushy: :mushy: :mushy: :mushy:

 

[Titanic]

At last...

:mushy4:
:mushy3:
:mushy2:

And that gives MUSHY his 10th wicket - SHABASH

Sussex need an improbable 56 to win.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

We're doomed

Only 10 wickets for Mush? Pathetic. He's only a 10th of the way to a hundred for the reason. No chance

 

[hans kraay fan club]

56!? Not a chance.

 

[Brixtaan]

Will the boys do their stuff and finish off Kent tonight?

Where is Brixtaan?

Busy fending off texts from Shushex monkeys,along the lines of:"now they want Sussex to save England", "Hove given green light for redevelopment", "can we play you every week?" , "your going down with the Middlesex" etc etc yawn
All i've got to say is well done,not surprising since your Champions at home in the 1st match of the season.To be honest we're still exhausted from repelling foreign invaders for the last 400 years but It's a long season,we've got Arafat ,and Bravo to come back from the Carib,and you've still got to come to St Lawrence,where plans for Test level redevelopment are underway.

We're too big to go down.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Good grief ... there's been more play.

Sussex 6/0 at stumps

We need another 50 tomorrow.

 

[Brixtaan]

Phew, keeps the wolves from the door for a while.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Obviously with our record, this match could go either way.

Durham are almost certain to win, but the other two games are interesting;

Warickshire have wasted their first inn lead and are now just 250 ahead with 4 wickets left. If they set Lancs less than 300 in 2 sessions don't rule out a shock Lancs jammy win. Cork alone is bound to get 100 of about 50 balls the little shit that he is.

The other game is funny (sorry DTG) Yorks have truly messed up, batting on to a lead of over 500 and only giving themselves 3 sessions to bowl Surrey out. Is Steve McClaren Yorkshire skipper?

 

[Trigger]

What a lovely afternoon that was.

 

[Mendoza]

absolutley disgraceful scenes at the county ground!!!!

i threw my membership in the players pavlion in DISGUST!!

100 last wicket partnership, when we needed 1 wicket with a 30 run lead

MIN PATEL scored half century


mushy bowled 41 consecutive overs INCLUDING opening with the new ball after 85 overs!!

disgraceful, we may as well give up!!



so angry i didnt turn up for REMF training