Sussex vs Hampshire @ Arundel

[The Large One]

Fantastic, absolutely fantastic, a running commentary on John Lees making a coffee and the real reason why he carries two spoons!

Missed it. Go on, why does John Lees carry two spoons?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Fantastic, absolutely fantastic, a running commentary on John Lees making a coffee and the real reason why he carries two spoons!

Sussex 50/0

CD Nash 29* RR Montgomerie 18*

 

[Common as Mook]

50/0

Nash 29* Monty 18*

 

[Trigger]

Missed it. Go on, why does John Lees carry two spoons?

Well, he likes to keep one wet and one dry as there is nothing worse than sticking a wet spoon in your coffee whitener!....... Apparently.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Warne to Kallis (after Warne's return from a drugs ban): I've waited two years for this...
Kallis to Warne: Looks like you've spent most of it eating.

Daryll Cullinan...?

 

[The Large One]

Daryll Cullinan...?

Probably. I knew it was a South African. It's just the rapier-like wit of the reply that made me chuckle.

And the 'wider' comment was originally said about Mike Gatting, but hey, it's works well with Warney.

 

[The Large One]

Well, he likes to keep one wet and one dry as there is nothing worse than sticking a wet spoon in your coffee whitener!....... Apparently.

Coffee whitener? Oh my days.

I bet he has instant coffee as well...?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Well, he likes to keep one wet and one dry as there is nothing worse than sticking a wet spoon in your coffee whitener!....... Apparently.

Leesy's commentary [PAUSE] has been [PAUSE] [er....] superb [PAUSE] this morning...

great chuntering about [PAUSE] [er...] Pothas...

 

[Simster]

It's all going wrong. We'll never win the league again if we're content to be scoring at such a feeble rate.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

 

[The Large One]

Leesy's commentary [PAUSE] has been [PAUSE] [er....] superb [PAUSE] this morning...

great chuntering about [PAUSE] [er...] Pothas...

Not dissimilar to his football commentary style...

'And it's a [PAUSE] throw-in to the Seagulls on the halfway line. [PAUSE] The ball is thrown by Mariott, er, Mayo [PAUSE] to Strong, er, to Storer, who is tackled in the centre circle. The ball comes loose, and is played up to the on-rushing... AND IT'S A GOAL. The ball is IN THE NET, and A GOAL [PAUSE] IS SCORED. Yes, [PAUSE] and that makes it 1-0...'

f*** sake, who to? Who scored? What HAPPENED?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

... AND IT'S A GOAL. The ball is IN THE NET, and A GOAL [PAUSE] IS SCORED. Yes, [PAUSE] and that makes it 1-0...'

f*** sake, who to? Who scored? What HAPPENED?

"IT'S A FOUR!" [PAUSE] "SMASHED [PAUSE] to the boundary on the [PAUSE] [er...] leg-side [PAUSE] and [PAUSE] that's the [er...] end of the over..."

 

[TSB]

Score?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Sussex 91/0

CD Nash 53* RR Montgomerie 35*

 

[Pavilionaire]

88-0 of 35 overs. Nash 52*, Monty 33*.

Nash - 20 matches 0 tons but 7 50s. Is today the day?

One other stat - Warne Vs Mushy. Mushy's played 3 more matches but taken 40 more wickets at a lower average. Suck that you flaxen-haired Aussie cock!

 

[The Large One]

Sussex: 98/0 (39 overs) at lunch.

Nash 58*
Montgomerie 37*
Extras 3

 

[Simster]

One other stat - Warne Vs Mushy. Mushy's played 3 more matches but taken 40 more wickets at a lower average. Suck that you flaxen-haired Aussie cock!

Incidentally, I f***ing hate Hampshire. Probably more than Slurrey.

 

[Parson Henry]

Incidentally, I f***ing hate Hampshire. Probably more than Slurrey.

Childish name for Hants...Pants?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Incidentally, I f***ing hate Hampshire. Probably more than Slurrey.

more than Wanky Wankashire...? (who incidentally have managed to survive til lunch only 3 down against Durham's second string...)

 

[Simster]

Childish name for Hants...Pants?

Many thanks for that. I'll be sure to you that going forward.