[Cricket] SUSSEX V WORCESTERSHIRE LV COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP 19-04-15 Hove 11am

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Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick






KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
21,105
Wolsingham, County Durham
Here are his stats so far. His career was going nicely too, then he does this. Poor kid, hope he can flip burgers.

First-Class Career Batting and Fielding (2010-2014)
MINORunsHSAve10050SRateCt
Overall2030482711931.802257.439
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,278
All he's doing is making his captain Joyce look weak by comparison. This has shades of a William Wallace and Edward II. He may cross our boundaries but he will never take our blocking.
 








Trigger

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
Almost impossible for us to win from this position, game lost before lunch on the 1st day, very poor from Sussex. :(
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,278
Ton- up Joyce. 100 balls, 37 runs, 4 boundaries. Proper batting.
 








Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Downhill from here
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,278
Lunch. 40 minutes for Machan to find a mirror and take a good, long look at himself.
 








Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,278
The morning's play can be summarised in 6 lines of verse:

SEA SHANTRY
Such bilge did they bowl
May the Devil take their soul
Those poor wretches a'dressed in White flannel
Cap'n Joyce, Bo'sun Machan
With all mercy lackin'
Flogged them tenfold deep into the Channel.

That said, our wickets'll still be gone by dusk.
 














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