Sussex V Kent 20/20 27th June

[MORTY]

Chaps and Chapesses,

Going to see the above next week and its my first venture to the cricket.

Is there a particular dress code? Having never been before don't want to look an arse!

Thanks

 

[Mendoza]

No Albion shirts, and no Albion songs, no alcohol, but the rest you can do what you like

 

[barney]

get a crate of JS, sneak it in, take your shirt off, get your gut out, and begin to slowly and merrily inebriate yourself whilst being as much of a slob as possible. don't watch the cricket cos it will be shite anyway and concentrate on getting as much ale down your gullet as humanly possible. when it ends, stagger out, abusing as many locals as you can, and wander on down to GFC and get your grubby mits around some frackin chicken wings. then go home and try and play with yourself until you realise your small penis is not up for a rub, and finally pass out into a JS induced coma for the remainder of the night.... good times

 

[MORTY]

no Albion songs, no alcohol, but the rest you can do what you like

Like Withdean then!

Cheers

 

[MORTY]

get a crate of JS, sneak it in, take your shirt off, get your gut out, and begin to slowly and merrily inebriate yourself whilst being as much of a slob as possible. don't watch the cricket cos it will be shite anyway and concentrate on getting as much ale down your gullet as humanly possible. when it ends, stagger out, abusing as many locals as you can, and wander on down to GFC and get your grubby mits around some frackin chicken wings. then go home and try and play with yourself until you realise your small penis is not up for a rub, and finally pass out into a JS induced coma for the remainder of the night.... good times

And thank you as well

 

[Timbo]

I plan to leave the house a week on Tuesday, does anyone have any tips on opening the door? I don't want to turn the handle the wrong way and hurt my hand.

 

[MORTY]

I plan to leave the house a week on Tuesday, does anyone have any tips on opening the door? I don't want to turn the handle the wrong way and hurt my hand.

You need to get out more

 

[Bluejuice]

I got tickets for this ages ago. Wish I hadn't bothered now.

Just have to use it as an excuse to get leathered to the point of unconsciousness.

 

[DJ Leon]

Chaps and Chapesses,

Going to see the above next week and its my first venture to the cricket.

Is there a particular dress code? Having never been before don't want to look an arse!

Thanks

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Get hammered! the cricket will be shite so abuse oppostion fans

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Chaps and Chapesses,

Going to see the above next week and its my first venture to the cricket.

Is there a particular dress code? Having never been before don't want to look an arse!

Thanks

Warm clothes if its cold, shorts if its hot.

More importantly, buy a seat if you want a guanteed good view, get there early if you want to get a group together and cliam a space.

Buy the card for 50p not the £3 programme or print off players names from internet. Take your own food if you dont like chips and smuggle in your own drink.

Enjoy, even if we are out of contention by then its always good fun, big hits, people having a good time, seagulls loving the floodlights. Its all over in the time of a footy match. If you like it come back the following week and watch us play Lancashire in a proper match we are more likley to win.

 

[MORTY]

Warm clothes if its cold, shorts if its hot.

More importantly, buy a seat if you want a guanteed good view, get there early if you want to get a group together and cliam a space.

Buy the card for 50p not the £3 programme or print off players names from internet. Take your own food if you dont like chips and smuggle in your own drink.

Enjoy, even if we are out of contention by then its always good fun, big hits, people having a good time, seagulls loving the floodlights. Its all over in the time of a footy match. If you like it come back the following week and watch us play Lancashire in a proper match we are more likley to win.

Cheers, thanks alot