[News] Sussex To Be Moved

[Nitram]

OK, some of the worst bits of it, but Brighton could be towed across to Calais to keep the Greens and remainers happy in the domain of Brussels. Falmer - and other wonderful parts of the lovely county should also be left behind, so that those excellent folk who won't be druv can remain part of England.

Sorry to be a pedant but if you are 'won't be druv' you would be going against the herd and be a remainer.

 

[Gwylan]

But who would Sussex play cricket against?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

But who would Sussex play cricket against?

No one, just like the ECB want it...

 

[AmexRuislip]

All aboard all aboard
The cruise liner 'the county of East & West Sussex' is about to depart the shores of Surrey.
Make sure you have your ST, as Capt Barber will refuse entry to any late arrivals.
ETA in California will be dependant on weather, especially fog and ice bergs, for the resident journo's

 

[Notters]

 

[theboybilly]

#FakeNews

I for one, predict that this will not happen.

I would settle for moving Crawley into Surrey.

 

[Albion my Albion]

But who would Sussex play cricket against?

http://www.ncalcricket.org/index.php

 

[Postman Pat]

It would make it a bit harder to get to away games....

 

[BrightonCottager]

As a surfer, I'm all for this.

 

[Yoda]

I call Fake News.

"The former Suits actress has told friends that while she likes Sussex the weather is rather changeable"

Sussex has on average more sunshine than any other county in the UK.

 

[tiberious]

Bognor Regis resident Mary Fisher said: “Well, I suppose it’ll make a nice change from staring out to sea and hating the French.”

This was the bit that made me laugh ...we all love to stare out to sea and hate the French