[Cricket] Sussex CCC - 2024 edition

[essbee1]

Top of both leagues shit

Luck.

 

[Eeyore]

Luck.

My little lucky county Sussex have won 11 major trophies in the 42 years I have supported them. Moneybags Surrey have 12.

I'll keep it real with my little lucky Sussex and it's lack of plastic fans.

 

[Change at Barnham]

Sussex 24/2 after 3 overs

Sussex 24/3 after 3.3overs

 

[essbee1]

My little lucky county Sussex have won 11 major trophies in the 42 years I have supported them. Moneybags Surrey have 12.

I'll keep it real with my little lucky Sussex and it's lack of plastic fans.

My little lucky county Sussex have won 11 major trophies in the 42 years I have supported them. Moneybags Surrey have 12.

I'll keep it real with my little lucky Sussex and it's lack of plastic fans.

You can keep your tin-pot, pub league, mish mash of an excuse for a ground too.

 

[Eeyore]

You can keep your tin-pot, pub league, mish mash of an excuse for a ground too.

Watch your banter Sir, lest I start going Shakespearean on you and numb your brain with obscure statistics. Never bitch a bitch.

 

[essbee1]

Watch your banter Sir, lest I start going Shakespearean on you and numb your brain with obscure statistics. Never bitch a bitch.

 

[vegster]

Bugger, that's that. Miracle now required.

 

[Change at Barnham]

Sussex 40/3 after 6 overs
Required run rate 10.36 per over

England v Namibia about to start following a rain delay. (9pm)

 

[Eeyore]

I've got Sussex on the radio and England on the television. Double disaster

 

[essbee1]

I won't rub it in Eeyore.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I won't rub it in Eeyore.

You might win the game, but if you're from Surrey you've lost at life.

 

[essbee1]

You might win the game, but if you're from Surrey you've lost at life.

Sussex "Sharks"? I've seen more bite in a tin of bloody sardines.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Sussex "Sharks"? I've seen more bite in a tin of bloody sardines.

What even are Surrey nowadays?
Brown caps? I've seen more brown in my-

Yeah never mind.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Bad fan - left early, did fifty four quid on the seven quid pints, jank performance, no atmosphere, freezing my tits off.

Sorry

 

[The Fits]

Off club obvs, but has anyone seen that outrageous catch by the Durham player?!

 

[Eeyore]

Off club obvs, but has anyone seen that outrageous catch by the Durham player?!

Yeah, saw it. Quite a take.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Going behind enemy lines and have a ticket for Hampshire v Sussex on Friday at the whatever its called Bowl. Hopefully we put up a better display there than last season, when we got absolutely thrashed.

 

[maltaseagull]

Bad fan - left early, did fifty four quid on the seven quid pints, jank performance, no atmosphere, freezing my tits off.

Sorry

54 divided by 7 =7.71?
Perhaps you should have stopped at 49 quid?

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

54 divided by 7 =7.71?
Perhaps you should have stopped at 49 quid?

 

[Change at Barnham]

Sussex batting first are 175/5 after 17 overs against Kent Spitfires.