Seasider78
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- Nov 14, 2004
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Wellbeck was very close perhaps he should take on the responsibility
Oh yeah, you know, its difficult. Sarcasm is an endemic feature of the British islands and doesn't exist elsewhere, so its a bit of a struggle understanding what is what.
I better learn a little bit then, right?
Dictionary:
sarcasm
noun
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
"she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice"
Great. All very alien to me of course so I'm going to have to look up the word "irony".
irony
noun
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
Ah. Finally I'm understanding this concept!
As you say, its a little difficult for me as non-English to read the difference between people being genuinely annoyed. Hence believing that one or two of the posts below actually expressed a real annoyance with Dunk taking the free kick. Its my bad not realising they actually can't wait to see Dunk take another last minute free kick outside the penalty box.
Again.
It's embarrassing.
Absolutely f***ing excruciating.
Has the bloke got no self awareness at all?
Oh yeah, you know, its difficult. Sarcasm is an endemic feature of the British islands and doesn't exist elsewhere, so its a bit of a struggle understanding what is what.
I better learn a little bit then, right?
Dictionary:
sarcasm
nounI hope you're benevolent (benevolency was introduced here in 2004 so we foreigners know about that concept at least) enough to see past this cultural misunderstanding and I apologise to the people of Britain for not understanding that all of you.
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
"she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice"
Great. All very alien to me of course so I'm going to have to look up the word "irony".
irony
noun
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
Ah. Finally I'm understanding this concept!
As you say, its a little difficult for me as non-English to read the difference between people being genuinely annoyed. Hence believing that one or two of the posts below actually expressed a real annoyance with Dunk taking the free kick. Its my bad not realising they actually can't wait to see Dunk take another last minute free kick outside the penalty box.
Again.
It's embarrassing.
Absolutely f***ing excruciating.
Has the bloke got no self awareness at all?
I'll be better. Once I've had a cold burger while listening to "Freed from Desire" sober at a library in a rural Brighton suburb, my intellectual and cultural capacity will be through the roof, hopefully making me capable of understanding when someone express irony and when someone is genuinely annoyed.
That really was the shittest free kick I've seen in months.Enciso OUT.
Dunk IN.
As much as l like Dunky, my heart sinks every time he lines up a free kick just outside the area.
He has scored one. Two actually, on Anfield and against WBA - with the latter wrongly ruled out.Obviously we've all been through this before, but It's got to stop. As a senior player and captain, he should have the maturity to just get away from them, rather than going 'nah this one's going in I can feel it' before aimlessly booting it into the oppo teams' shins. Even if he does eventually score one, which I highly doubt he will, he is well in debt with the amount of opportunities he's squandered by twatting free kicks into the wall.
If Welbeck's on the pitch, he should take them. Took a good one against Everton at home last season which hit the bar (I think) and I'm sure he took a half-decent one against United? Or maybe Villarreal? My memory isn't what is used to be. I find it hard to believe Mitoma, Perv, Adingra, Joao Pedro, maybe even Hinsh, wouldn't make a better fist of it tbh. I think Bart bloody would as well, but there you go.
That bloody one he scored at Anfield years ago when Adrian wasn't paying attention is to blame for this shit
Yes that was a nice one and he's full of confidence. Unlucky he had been subbed out by the time of Dunk's free kick last week, think he'd have taken it otherwise as is usually the case if you were close with your first. And I don't remember the exact numbers but players are a lot more likely to score with their second or third free kick attempt in a game than with their first. Some sort of psychological calibration I guess.Considering Welbeck has come much closer than anybody else has for a long time with his effort last week, I suggest sticking with him.
Then the others must be seriously sh1t in training, as Dunk's freekicks in the game have generally been HOPELESS.I find it odd that people genuinely believe Dunk is just throwing his weight around as captain and simply putting himself in charge of free kicks. This isn’t Sunday League ffs!
At a club run as professionally as ours, with a heavily backed statistics/data model, I’m 99% certain that in whatever drills that go on in training, Dunk comes out on top.
All of this. The number of players in world football that can reliably be expected to genuinely threaten the goal once in three of four attempts over the past 30 years can probably be counted on your ten fingers.He has scored one. Two actually, on Anfield and against WBA - with the latter wrongly ruled out.
So he's scored 2 goals from 21 attempts, which gives him a better average than Trent-Alexander Arnold
On average these days, teams score 2 free kick goals per season. Its really incredibly silly to be upset about someone missing one every ten games. It's like moaning about a player not scoring enough bicicleta goals.
Free kick shots are generally really shit. Its a shoot from outside the box with four or five players lining up to block it. If you take that shot in open play you're usually an idiot. That you're given time to take that shot doesn't make up for the increased difficulty of it.
Yes. Chock a block with world class free takers that squad. Sadly mean refs don't give them enough free kicks to prove it.Do you think Palace always look threatening from a 25 yard free kick?
Unfortunately one of the f*ckers is playing against us todayAll of this. The number of players in world football that can reliably be expected to genuinely threaten the goal once in three of four attempts over the past 30 years can probably be counted on your ten fingers.
I suspect Dunk is no better or worse than the options pretty much nearly every other club in the league has. Do you think Palace always look threatening from a 25 yard free kick? Or any other "other 14" club?
Yeah it should've been given, but it wasn't, so it's one. And that was one down to ridiculous goalkeeping.He has scored one. Two actually, on Anfield and against WBA - with the latter wrongly ruled out.
So he's scored 2 goals from 21 attempts, which gives him a better average than Trent-Alexander Arnold
On average these days, teams score 2 free kick goals per season. Its really incredibly silly to be upset about someone missing one every ten games. It's like moaning about a player not scoring enough bicicleta goals.
Free kick shots are generally really shit. Its a shoot from outside the box with four or five players lining up to block it. If you take that shot in open play you're usually an idiot. That you're given time to take that shot doesn't make up for the increased difficulty of it.