Surely the greatest piece of commentary of all time...

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Carrot Cruncher

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Jul 30, 2003
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No, not "They think it's all over.... It is now!!"

Not "And Smith must score... But he hasn't scored."

It's got to be...

Delivery at the second time, deep towards the back post. Up go the heads. Headed back across the face of goal. Storer's header, punched off the line by O'Conner. Morris, comes off the bar. STORERRRRRR!!!! *STUART STORER, HAS GOT THE GOAL THAT COULD LIFT BRIGHTON OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE TABLE AND KEEP THEIR FOOTBALL LEAGUE HOPES ALIVE! It was messy, it wasn't pretty, it hasn't been that sort of game but Storer gets the goal on 68 minutes, into to the top right hand corner and Storer's 6th of the season is easily the most important of the career. Brighton lead, Hereford trail and Brighton are coming off the bottom of the table.

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Makes every hair on my body stand up, I can tell you.
 




KneeOn

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Jun 4, 2009
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Sometimes when the trip to work gets a bit too depressing i watch that video on my phone and it just gets me buzzing

STOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003
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Dubai
Every time I see that I love watching how Maskell pulls the Donny keeper to the ground, clearing the way for Storer to slam it in.
 


trueblue

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Jul 5, 2003
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Hove
Every time I see that I love watching how Maskell pulls the Donny keeper to the ground, clearing the way for Storer to slam it in.

I was behind that goal - all odd as I never sat in the South normally. Come to think of it, nobody ever talks about that stand...

Anyway. Massive foul. Which somehow makes it all even sweeter.
 


Mo Gosfield

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Aug 11, 2010
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Much as I love the ' Storer ' commentary...nothing in the history of sport can ever come close to this.
" Hartley...she's tying up..the Russians coming...its Hartley...its Hartley...the Russian is still coming...its Hartley...Oh..she's done it.....and Donna Hartley held firm as the giant Russian came inside her "
It could only be the great David Coleman.
p.s...." Juantarena opens his legs and shows his class ".....wasn't bad either.
 




Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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"Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorer, STUART STORER" is exactly what [MENTION=236]Papa Lazarou[/MENTION] roared at Stuart Storer when he spied him last week.
 


Frutos

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May 3, 2006
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"Well the 30 minutes are almost up, Swindon fans, but you're not there yet...."

Not the all-time greatest perhaps, but brilliantly timed nonetheless.

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Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
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football commentary - its just another thing americans do better
 




Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
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great tactical insight "he just runs up and bangs it as hard as he can, nothing fancy. drills it through the upper 90"
 


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agreed. americans and australians do it better. english commentary most of the time is dull and bloody boring!! although the storer commentary is an exception, hope they play that before kick off tomoz!
 






Tony Meolas Loan Spell

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Jul 15, 2004
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Vamanos Pest
I would say Tony Millards commentary of the equaliser at Hereford...
 






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