Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[Bry Nylon]

Why on EARTH are Palace fans still pitching up on here and picking at the puss-filled festering scab that is their complete and utter implosion as a football club? I could understand it if they were having a half-decent season, but the fact is they're the laughing stock of all 4 divisions and have just been dicked TWICE in the last few minutes by a side that is not much better than a south Wales pub team.

They're like those sad unfortunates who revel in being humiliated. Still, as long as they keep logging on maybe Bozza could get a grant for running a care in the community project?

 

[matbha]

Ahhh what a shame .

We let pricks like you on here ,so why are the BBS so selective

 

[Ernest]

The FANATICS have put out a MESSAGE

THE CLUB IS IN DANGER OF BEING BLINDED BY THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE AND OUR CULTURE IS BEING SOLD OUT IN THE PROCESS.
NFL-ESQUE LIGHT SHOWS, SELHURST REFERED TO AS A “STADIUM BOWL”, T SHIRTS THROWN TO AWAY FANS, THEIR ANTHEMS PLAYED IN THE CONCOURSE TO CREATE A “WELCOMING ENVIRONMENT”.
THIS IS EVERYTHING OUR CLUB SHOULD STAND AGAINST AND ALL CONTRIBUTES TO ALIENATING OUR FANBASE AND TURNS SUPPORTERS INTO PASSIVE CUSTOMERS.
SINCE ADMINISTRATION OUR TEAMS HAVE BEEN BUILT ON LOCAL LADS AND LEADERS WORKING AS A TEAM, TO A MAN GIVING 110% FOR OUR SHIRT.
LOSING JEDINAK AND SIDELINING OTHERS WHO INSPIRED THE SUPPORT HAS DESTROYED THE UNITY THAT ONCE POWERED US AND HAS RIPPED THE SOUL FROM THE CLUB.
AS WE MOVE TOWARDS A BLAND GENERIC PREMIER LEAGUE IDENTITY, WE CHANGE EXPECTATIONS WHICH LEADS TO NEGATIVITY.
OUR RECENT SUCCESS WAS BUILT ON A UNIQUE, PROUD PALACE MENTALITY, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO BASICS AND REMEMBER WHAT HAS BROUGHT US THIS FAR.
HF05 ULTRAS

 

[Bozza]

The FANATICS have put out a MESSAGE

THE CLUB IS IN DANGER OF BEING BLINDED BY THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE AND OUR CULTURE IS BEING SOLD OUT IN THE PROCESS.
NFL-ESQUE LIGHT SHOWS, SELHURST REFERED TO AS A “STADIUM BOWL”, T SHIRTS THROWN TO AWAY FANS, THEIR ANTHEMS PLAYED IN THE CONCOURSE TO CREATE A “WELCOMING ENVIRONMENT”.
THIS IS EVERYTHING OUR CLUB SHOULD STAND AGAINST AND ALL CONTRIBUTES TO ALIENATING OUR FANBASE AND TURNS SUPPORTERS INTO PASSIVE CUSTOMERS.
SINCE ADMINISTRATION OUR TEAMS HAVE BEEN BUILT ON LOCAL LADS AND LEADERS WORKING AS A TEAM, TO A MAN GIVING 110% FOR OUR SHIRT.
LOSING JEDINAK AND SIDELINING OTHERS WHO INSPIRED THE SUPPORT HAS DESTROYED THE UNITY THAT ONCE POWERED US AND HAS RIPPED THE SOUL FROM THE CLUB.
AS WE MOVE TOWARDS A BLAND GENERIC PREMIER LEAGUE IDENTITY, WE CHANGE EXPECTATIONS WHICH LEADS TO NEGATIVITY.
OUR RECENT SUCCESS WAS BUILT ON A UNIQUE, PROUD PALACE MENTALITY, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO BASICS AND REMEMBER WHAT HAS BROUGHT US THIS FAR.
HF05 ULTRAS

I assumed you were joking, but no.

It's here: https://www.facebook.com/Holmesdale...41825.191006134377665/985628208248783/?type=3

It seems their utter tinpottery now extends to t-shirt cannons. It really is quite incredible. Still, the American owners, who have absolutely no history nor connection with the club at all, must quite like those.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

We let pricks like you on here ,so why are the BBS so selective

*prickets

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[Bry Nylon]

The FANATICS have put out a MESSAGE

THE CLUB IS IN DANGER OF BEING BLINDED BY THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE AND OUR CULTURE IS BEING SOLD OUT IN THE PROCESS.
NFL-ESQUE LIGHT SHOWS, SELHURST REFERED TO AS A “STADIUM BOWL”, T SHIRTS THROWN TO AWAY FANS, THEIR ANTHEMS PLAYED IN THE CONCOURSE TO CREATE A “WELCOMING ENVIRONMENT”.
THIS IS EVERYTHING OUR CLUB SHOULD STAND AGAINST AND ALL CONTRIBUTES TO ALIENATING OUR FANBASE AND TURNS SUPPORTERS INTO PASSIVE CUSTOMERS.
SINCE ADMINISTRATION OUR TEAMS HAVE BEEN BUILT ON LOCAL LADS AND LEADERS WORKING AS A TEAM, TO A MAN GIVING 110% FOR OUR SHIRT.
LOSING JEDINAK AND SIDELINING OTHERS WHO INSPIRED THE SUPPORT HAS DESTROYED THE UNITY THAT ONCE POWERED US AND HAS RIPPED THE SOUL FROM THE CLUB.
AS WE MOVE TOWARDS A BLAND GENERIC PREMIER LEAGUE IDENTITY, WE CHANGE EXPECTATIONS WHICH LEADS TO NEGATIVITY.
OUR RECENT SUCCESS WAS BUILT ON A UNIQUE, PROUD PALACE MENTALITY, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO BASICS AND REMEMBER WHAT HAS BROUGHT US THIS FAR.
HF05 ULTRAS

The on-going farce that is Crystal Palace lurches from high-comedy to tragedy on a daily basis.

Just to clarify:

1. Their "NFL-esque light show" was more like a fat gimp switching the pool table lights on and off at a surprise 40th birthday party in a grotty pub function room.
2. I believe the American owners referring to the ground as a "stadium bowl" was a genuine misrepresentation. They in fact meant "toilet bowl."
3. Palace aren't moving towards a "bland generic Premier League identity." They are moving towards the Championship.

Can't wait to see if the players keep on offering to fight the supporters in the street after the game.

Laughing stock.

 

[SUIYHP]

AS WE MOVE TOWARDS A BLAND GENERIC PREMIER LEAGUE IDENTITY, WE CHANGE EXPECTATIONS WHICH LEADS TO NEGATIVITY.
OUR RECENT SUCCESS WAS BUILT ON A UNIQUE, PROUD PALACE MENTALITY, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO BASICS AND REMEMBER WHAT HAS BROUGHT US THIS FAR.
HF05 ULTRAS

The first basics they need to get back to is knowing what the caps lock button does.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Ah Jedinak, that will known local Croydon lad.

 

[Postman Pat]

Just when you think they have given their all, they go again. They truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[KVLT]

3. Palace aren't moving towards a "bland generic Premier League identity." They are moving towards the Championship.

 

[Dougie]

The FANATICS have put out a MESSAGE

THE CLUB IS IN DANGER OF BEING BLINDED BY THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE AND OUR CULTURE IS BEING SOLD OUT IN THE PROCESS.
NFL-ESQUE LIGHT SHOWS, SELHURST REFERED TO AS A “STADIUM BOWL”, T SHIRTS THROWN TO AWAY FANS, THEIR ANTHEMS PLAYED IN THE CONCOURSE TO CREATE A “WELCOMING ENVIRONMENT”.
THIS IS EVERYTHING OUR CLUB SHOULD STAND AGAINST AND ALL CONTRIBUTES TO ALIENATING OUR FANBASE AND TURNS SUPPORTERS INTO PASSIVE CUSTOMERS.
SINCE ADMINISTRATION OUR TEAMS HAVE BEEN BUILT ON LOCAL LADS AND LEADERS WORKING AS A TEAM, TO A MAN GIVING 110% FOR OUR SHIRT.
LOSING JEDINAK AND SIDELINING OTHERS WHO INSPIRED THE SUPPORT HAS DESTROYED THE UNITY THAT ONCE POWERED US AND HAS RIPPED THE SOUL FROM THE CLUB.
AS WE MOVE TOWARDS A BLAND GENERIC PREMIER LEAGUE IDENTITY, WE CHANGE EXPECTATIONS WHICH LEADS TO NEGATIVITY.
OUR RECENT SUCCESS WAS BUILT ON A UNIQUE, PROUD PALACE MENTALITY, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO BASICS AND REMEMBER WHAT HAS BROUGHT US THIS FAR.
HF05 ULTRAS

Unrest ,it looks like you've shouted all that through a megaphone . Go and have a lie down you old duffer .

 

[Sheebo]

Ah Jedinak, that will known local Croydon lad.

Which of their players were 'local lads' after admin 1 and 2? I'm sure there were some I'm just not sure the team that got lucky in the promo season had many? Winefred I assume?

The HF have spoken and must be listened to.

 

[The Rivet]

Unrest ,it looks like you've shouted all that through a megaphone . Go and have a lie down you old duffer .

Bless you Dougie, our favourite deluded Nigel. 'Shouted' or not it is quite funny. At Cpfc's expense of course.................

 

[Sheebo]

Worried about the 5 or so ultra trolls on here... Has the light show cut all the power in Croydon or did they get hurt by the t-shirt cannon - they've not been on all week stay safe lads.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Unrest ,it looks like you've shouted all that through a megaphone . Go and have a lie down you old duffer .

It's copied and pasted.

 

[Sheebo]

Unrest ,it looks like you've shouted all that through a megaphone . Go and have a lie down you old duffer .

Dooooogle! You're alive! So pleased for you mate. How was the light show? And did you get a tshirt from the cannon?

And yes he's pasted that from your ultras press release earlier - the irony of the 'megaphone' comment isn't wasted on anyone

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I assumed you were joking, but no.

It's here: https://www.facebook.com/Holmesdale...41825.191006134377665/985628208248783/?type=3

It seems their utter tinpottery now extends to t-shirt cannons. It really is quite incredible. Still, the American owners, who have absolutely no history nor connection with the club at all, must quite like those.

Wonder if they purchased their t-shirt cannon from us? It's been a while since we last used ours.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Dooooogle! You're alive! So pleased for you mate. How was the light show? And did you get a tshirt from the cannon?

And yes he's pasted that from your ultras press release earlier - the irony of the 'megaphone' comment isn't wasted on anyone [emoji38]

Have I been conned into believing douglass is a woman?

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[Sheebo]

Have I been conned into believing douglass is a woman?

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Someone on here claims he/she is but it's difficult to know. I think it was him in the radio talksport the other night so I'm going male. Or maybe transgender. Either way, I think the cracks are starting to appear in Doogle. He's ignoring our posts and the pressure is getting to her - probably go to Bromley with the rest of those that jumped ship cos of the admin thing...

 

[Simster]

I assumed you were joking, but no.

It's here: https://www.facebook.com/Holmesdale...41825.191006134377665/985628208248783/?type=3

It seems their utter tinpottery now extends to t-shirt cannons. It really is quite incredible. Still, the American owners, who have absolutely no history nor connection with the club at all, must quite like those.

I notice two of my Palace mates have LIKED that post.