Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[hans kraay fan club]

It was interesting to see Zaha's celebration after scoring. He ran towards the Palace bench but clearly stopped short of getting near Allardyce, there was then another camera angle where Allardyce had a chance to slap him on the back as he ran past him to say well done but The Fat Key Note Speaker clearly chose to avoid any interaction.

The body language is all wrong.
#toxic

FBS is angry at Wilf for taking up the Ivory Coast call-up, rather than staying to help Palace.
The call-up that Wilf is only eligible for because BFS ignored Wilf, when he was the England manager.

It is the absolute definition of delicious irony.

 

[Triggaaar]

FBS is angry at Wilf for taking up the Ivory Coast call-up, rather than staying to help Palace.
The call-up that Wilf is only eligible for because BFS ignored Wilf, when he was the England manager.

It is the absolute definition of delicious irony.

 

[spanish flair]

. Really not sure that Big Sam is going to be able to turn this one around.

Stop it Del, you are teasing me with that wonderful thought alone.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Palace are NOT in a relegation fight.

Can we all just keep sight of that, please.

 

[Ernest]

Palace are NOT in a relegation fight.

Can we all just keep sight of that, please.

Just delaying their Europa League challenge

 

[The Fifth Column]

I've just had a look at the palace BBS! I feel like I've soiled myself but it is a morale boosting visit for any Albion fan right now. There's a thread titled - 'Matchday experience costing us points' which is simply priceless!

Some gems include:

'All I could hear on way home out of the ground were German, Italian and Spanish accents. We are becoming like Arsenal and Liverpool in that a rotation of tourists are coming to each home game and not contributing to the atmosphere. Maybe the club wants that as they will buy more product. Accept it's part and parcel of being a premier league team but from a fans point of view, I do not like it one bit'.

'On a side note I swear ever since we took away goal music we've been shite as well. Bring this back.'

'Maybe Blitzer and Dasher and Rudolph or whatever the **** the ***** are called will realise their mistake and invest in Brighton? They'd love all this plastic shit that's being forced down our throats.'

'The light show is so embarrassing given how crap we are. Like sticking a few sparklers on a dog turd'.

Not short of some casual homophobia either: 'Think the weed prefer a pork and rubber mix down their throats.'

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I've just had a look at the palace BBS

'On a side note I swear ever since we took away goal music we've been shite as well. Bring this back.'

Apparently they have NOT taken away the goal music after all - some people just understandably THOUGHT they had.

 

[Hotchilidog]

'The light show is so embarrassing given how crap we are. Like sticking a few sparklers on a dog turd'.

If I read a funnier quote than that on this board today, I will undoubtedly do myself some sort of mischief. Hilarious!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Palace are NOT in a relegation fight.

Can we all just keep sight of that, please.

Indeed. I read an editorial style article in last night's Evening Standard which was very upbeat about their chances of survival under BFS. They said that beating Swansea would be a great springboard for the upcoming games, and they were only 7 points behind Everton (or something). The author anticipated they'd be safely mid table by early Feb.

 

[Bob'n'weave]

'The light show is so embarrassing given how crap we are. Like sticking a few sparklers on a dog turd'.

If I read a funnier quote than that on this board today, I will undoubtedly do myself some sort of mischief. Hilarious!

Deffo on a par with some of our own observations. Palace implosion imminent.

 

[Ernest]

A tricky FA Cup tie on Saturday at RESURGENT Bolton is Big Sam's next banana skin and if he plays the reserves like he normally does in cup ties then 3/1 a Bolton win is buying money [MENTION=15277]kingcole[/MENTION]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Indeed. I read an editorial style article in last night's Evening Standard which was very upbeat about their chances of survival under BFS. They said that beating Swansea would be a great springboard for the upcoming games, and they were only 7 points behind Everton (or something). The author anticipated they'd be safely mid table by early Feb.

That sounds about right. Its fun to have a chuckle during this little blip, though.

 

[Titanic]

'On a side note I swear ever since we took away goal music we've been shite as well. Bring this back.'

'The light show is so embarrassing given how crap we are. Like sticking a few sparklers on a dog turd'.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Here it is:

Seems a bit over optimistic?

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...f-sam-allardyce-s-career-writes-a3431241.html

Keeping Crystal Palace in the Premier League is the easiest job of Sam Allardyce’s career, writes Tony Evans

Sam Allardyce’s manifesto is simple. Crystal Palace will survive in the Premier League by beating teams in the bottom half of the table.

‘Beat the worst’ is not the sort of battle cry that will get the blood pumping at Selhurst Park but Allardyce knows his strengths. He is lucky to be taking over Palace at a time when the league is significantly unbalanced. The bottom half of the table starts at seventh place for the 62-year-old’s purposes. Every team below Manchester United are in Allardyce’s sights. There are only 14 points between Everton and Palace. That should be narrowed by three tonight.

Allardyce makes his debut in the Selhurst Park dugout with a crucial six-pointer against Swansea City. The former England manager raged against the fixture compilers after the 2-0 defeat by Arsenal on Sunday but he should be sending a bottle of champagne to the men who serve up the match rota. Swansea, even with an extra day’s rest, are the perfect fodder to start the Big Sam revival in south London. The Welsh side lack direction, fight, confidence and talent.

The rest of Palace’s January schedule is not the most exacting, either. An away trip to West Ham will hold no fear and there are points to be picked up when Everton visit. Bournemouth away rounds off the month. By February, Palace should be mid-table. This might be the easiest of Allardyce’s escape acts.

Palace, as the new manager has noted, lack belief but they are not short of talent. A year ago, the Eagles were fifth in the table. That position flattered them but they should be nearer that mark than the trapdoor to the Championship.

Teams in relegation trouble need goals. Palace have plenty in the team. Only the top six clubs have hit the net more than the south Londoners, who have scored 29 in the first half of the season. It is easier to tighten up a leaky defence than conjure up goals from nowhere.

Christian Benteke, as lackadaisical as he too often appears, is a proven Premier League striker who saved Aston Villa two seasons ago. Andros Townsend and Wilfred Zaha have the pace to stretch defences. Palace’s strikeforce is the envy of their rival bottom-dwellers. Losing Zaha to the Africa Cup of Nations is not ideal but a victory tonight will ease the pain.

At the other end of the pitch, organising a more solid back four should be a relatively simple task for Allardyce.

After the England debacle, it is just what he needs. His timing — and Palace’s — was perfect. This was the most appetising job in the lower regions of the table. It is certainly more attractive than the rescue mission Paul Clement faces at Swansea.

Allardyce will restore the confidence that Alan Pardew let slip through his fingers. It will not happen instantly. Pardew’s frustration was palpable throughout last year and he could be seen waving his defenders forward towards the halfway line to squeeze the play. Too often they sat deep and invited the opposition in.

Allardyce was making the same gestures on Sunday. That will not happen often. Tactically and technically, the new manager has more substance than his predecessor. Palace will soon be working to a plan.

Allardyce needs to rehabilitate his reputation. He has chosen the right place. Selhurt Park’s relegation worries will be long gone when spring arrives.

His career may have passed its high water mark and he has had to reset his ambitions, but Palace can take advantage of his strengths. Expect 2017 to be a better year for Allardyce and his new club.

 

[pasty]

Apparently they have NOT taken away the goal music after all - some people just understandably THOUGHT they had.

 

[Bozza]

At least the Palace faithful can take solace in the fact that they've wisely been investing in replacing the crumbling stands at Selhurst rather than in inflated transfer fees and wages for overated players. That'll see them set up for the future.

Sounds like they haven't quite finished that particular job yet:

"The whole match day experience in the Arthur wait is atrocious. Not only are those concourses a death trap, God forbid anything serious happens re would be a major crush but the queues for the food and drink are just stupid. The queues Outside the ground before kick off and in the concourse at half time also mean u are constantly getting up and down to let late comers to their seats. People were still arriving at the game (mostly football tourists) as last as half hour after kick off. And when the team serves up that drivel it makes for a very disappointing fan experience over all. "

 

[Ernest]

Here it is:

Seems a bit over optimistic?

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Their equivalent of HB&B wrote that

 

[Stat Brother]

Everyone needs a palace fan in their life today.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Sounds like they haven't quite finished that particular job yet:

"The whole match day experience in the Arthur wait is atrocious. Not only are those concourses a death trap, God forbid anything serious happens re would be a major crush but the queues for the food and drink are just stupid. The queues Outside the ground before kick off and in the concourse at half time also mean u are constantly getting up and down to let late comers to their seats. People were still arriving at the game (mostly football tourists) as last as half hour after kick off. And when the team serves up that drivel it makes for a very disappointing fan experience over all. "

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Here it is:

Seems a bit over optimistic?

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...f-sam-allardyce-s-career-writes-a3431241.html

Sounds like they've got the right man for the job then. No problem, mid table by April.