Clearly the man is just incapable of learning.What Pardew actually said was that the club are in a 'mini-crisis' but let's not split hairs. Tony Banks has spun the quotes rather strongly. The players asked to do more work on defending set plays according to the Dancing Man and he added that it would be a major blow if they conceded from one again (four of Swansea's goals followed corners or free kicks).
Stay of execution for now DOUGLAS
Great result for all those who think Agent Pards is doing a grand job.
Must be bitter sweet for all those Palace fans, which seems to be most of them, who want him out.
That's Pards safe until at least 2017 now.
New man lined up for next week.