Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[tip top]

Only trophy Pardew will get anywhere near is this one:

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Surely this calls for some hiney art style strictly/pardew

 

[Garage_Doors]

Sky are now doing the lowest point story.
http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-english-football-for-points-per-game-in-2016

Crystal Palace are bottom of the pile for points won per game in 2016 from England's top four divisions.

Alan Pardew's side, who are on a run of five straight Premier League defeats, have suffered a significant dip in form since the turn of the year, picking up just 0.71 points per game.

That's over half a point behind non-league sides York City and Dagenham and Redbridge, who were both relegated from League Two last season.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Only trophy Pardew will get anywhere near is this one:

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Maybe he'll also get a wooden spoon.

 

[Dougie]

Sky are now doing the lowest point story.
http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-english-football-for-points-per-game-in-2016

Crystal Palace are bottom of the pile for points won per game in 2016 from England's top four divisions.

Alan Pardew's side, who are on a run of five straight Premier League defeats, have suffered a significant dip in form since the turn of the year, picking up just 0.71 points per game.

That's over half a point behind non-league sides York City and Dagenham and Redbridge, who were both relegated from League Two last season.

Could someone ( I'm sure there's one ) do this stat for the whole of European football over the same period ?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Could someone ( I'm sure there's one ) do this stat for the whole of European football over the same period ?

Why might that help? Already the 20th biggest 'spenders' on the planet (provided you actually cough-up), you need more?

 

[LlcoolJ]

And one showing wages vs points per game please.

I reckon Palace will be proven to actually be the worst team in the WORLD if the amount of cash they've spent to get their 0.71 ppg is taken into consideration.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Could someone ( I'm sure there's one ) do this stat for the whole of European football over the same period ?

No cant be arsed - hows your flower arranging going DOUGLAS

 

[StonehamPark]

Could someone ( I'm sure there's one ) do this stat for the whole of European football over the same period ?

Why?
So you could hopefully find one other absolute shitehouse of a team that's doing worse than yours?

 

[Dougie]

No cant be arsed - hows your flower arranging going DOUGLAS

Very well

 

[Dougie]

Why?
So you could hopefully find one other absolute shitehouse of a team that's doing worse than yours?

It might come in handy as the season progresses .

 

[StonehamPark]

It might come in handy as the season progresses .

How?

 

[McTavish]

And now even the Evening Standard is piling in with the added zinger that since Pardew took over Palace have only had 10 clean sheets, the fewest in the top 4 leagues during that time!
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...-spells-of-boom-and-bust-plague-a3402601.html

 

[Mattywerewolf]

Looks like they can to me

 

[Driver8]

Did Pardew do a little dance again when they went 4-3 up? I really hope he did.

 

[Buzzer]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*deep breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Crippling psychological blow for Pardew's boys

 

[Frutos]

 

[Mackenzie]

Match of the Day will be worth staying in for tonight.

They must be gutted.

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[nicko31]

Match of the Day will be worth staying in for tonight.

They must be gutted.

They have to put this one on first. Pardew is a broken man