Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[Thunder Bolt]

You really should stop posting twitter updates, especially ones from Brighton fans !
My understanding of the Wilf situation is this, he's currently on £35 k a week, and is getting frustrated with Palace dragging their heels about a new contract. He has a £15 mill buy out clause, which his agent ( Will Salthouse ?) has revealed to his mate Daniel Levy.
Don't know how it's going to pan out, but it isn't great timing.
PS - think we'll go for Burke at Forest if Wilf does leave.

I love posting Twitter updates that are funny. They're here for entertainment. This isn't the BBS, you know.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

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[LlcoolJ]

Don't upset this one, I've seen what he and his crew get up to on away days .

 

[Ernest]

Someone's angry! Why would I be hurting? We are Premier League baby

If you're so confident that you WILL be next season then lay me £2k at 9/2 you stay up, just think what a cool £2k would do to your life. If NOT then you're a BOTTLER, and if you do the take the bet I will INSIST you put the £9k and I'll put the £2k into escrow as I don't want paying out at 5p in the £ next May.

 

[Return of the Makh]

If you're so confident that you WILL be next season then lay me £2k at 9/2 you stay up, just think what a cool £2k would do to your life. If NOT then you're a BOTTLER, and if you do the take the bet I will INSIST you put the £9k and I'll put the £2k into escrow as I don't want paying out at 5p in the £ next May.

Not as rich as you mate, 2k, ROTFL!

 

[Grombleton]

Not as rich as you mate, 2k, ROTFL!

Giro doesn't extend that far?

 

[Ernest]

Not as rich as you mate, 2k, ROTFL!

Or MAYBE deep down you KNOW that you're going DOWN ?

 

[Return of the Makh]

Giro doesn't extend that far?

How's the drug infested town?

 

[Return of the Makh]

Or MAYBE deep down you KNOW that you're going DOWN ?

Not at all. We will easily stay up IMO.

 

[Grombleton]

How's the drug infested town?

No idea, I've not been to Croydon for ages.

 

[Return of the Makh]

No idea, I've not been to Croydon for ages.

You're the drug capital of the country mate. I don't live in Croydon anyway and most of our fans don't either.

 

[Sheebo]

So let's recap. You come on OUR site, to tell us the "fact" that Dunk was your 2nd choice because there is no proof otherwise whilst simultaneously insisting Tomkins is better and was always first choice - but you can't provide any proof. You then use the words "Your look a fool if it happens", straight out of the simpleton's handbook.

When I chuckle at this, you mention something about a plastic seagull, which I doubt you know anything about (unless the inadequate gobshites on your away end forum have decided to mention in their usual sneering cowardly manner which wouldn't surprise me). It just looks all very desperate and sad on your part. Sorry if you're hurting. Maybe you should take a break from a forum for a club you don't even support, yeah?

I think the kids call this 'owned' - although this is hardly a victory to be proud of young Simster - a 6yr old could have won this one with ease... Or should I say 'one this won'?

 

[Buzzer]

How's the drug infested town?

Still regularly getting into top 10 best UK towns lists. Still parachuting our top tourism bods into Croydon as Culture Czars.

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...roydon-s-new/story-28846119-detail/story.html

 

[Sheebo]

We've signed Townsend who has better stats than both of them. A replacement would be brought in and as I say, don't rule out Knockaert.

Jesus, you're like a 2 yr old throwing a tantrum... You're upset about Zaha possibly going (we've all been there as football fans) so have decided to attack BHA fans for daring to laugh about it on THEIR OWN FORUM... and try to deflect the annoyance / paranoia onto them

Funniest thing about what you've written is that basically, you've admitted Knockaert is a better player than Zaha Wonder if you'd have admitted that a few hours ago before he was linked away

You literally constantly have your back up on the attack on here and can't hear anything bad against CP2010FC - you remind me of the Burnley fans defending Andre Gray the other day. I guess it's immaturity but seriously mate, take a breath and accept football changes all the time...

 

[Return of the Makh]

Still regularly getting into top 10 best UK towns lists. Still parachuting our top tourism bods into Croydon as Culture Czars.

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...roydon-s-new/story-28846119-detail/story.html

I actually like Brighton. But like I said, why do you always go on about Croydon?? Not many of us live there or Norwood.

 

[Grombleton]

Jesus, you're like a 2 yr old throwing a tantrum... You're upset about Zaha possibly going (we've all been there as football fans) so have decided to attack BHA fans for daring to laugh about it on THEIR OWN FORUM... and try to deflect the annoyance / paranoia onto them

Funniest thing about what you've written is that basically, you've admitted Knockaert is a better player than Zaha Wonder if you'd have admitted that a few hours ago before he was linked away

You literally constantly have your back up on the attack on here and can't hear anything bad against CP2010FC - you remind me of the Burnley fans defending Andre Gray the other day. I guess it's immaturity but seriously mate, take a breath and accept football changes all the time...

He's not even fun to argue against - can't remember the last bit of evidence he posted to back up any of his far-fetched claims. Still, if I were a Palace fan i'd prefer to live in a dream world too.

 

[Return of the Makh]

Jesus, you're like a 2 yr old throwing a tantrum... You're upset about Zaha possibly going (we've all been there as football fans) so have decided to attack BHA fans for daring to laugh about it on THEIR OWN FORUM... and try to deflect the annoyance / paranoia onto them

Funniest thing about what you've written is that basically, you've admitted Knockaert is a better player than Zaha Wonder if you'd have admitted that a few hours ago before he was linked away

You literally constantly have your back up on the attack on here and can't hear anything bad against CP2010FC - you remind me of the Burnley fans defending Andre Gray the other day. I guess it's immaturity but seriously mate, take a breath and accept football changes all the time...

Where did I say that then fisherman?

 

[Return of the Makh]

He's not even fun to argue against - can't remember the last bit of evidence he posted to back up any of his far-fetched claims. Still, if I were a Palace fan i'd prefer to live in a dream world too.

Yep, its a nightmare being in the Prem watching Cabaye, Benteke, Townsend and co.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

You're the drug capital of the country mate. I don't live in Croydon anyway and most of our fans don't either.

Yeah a hell of a lot of them live in Brighton! Still can't blame um, Croydon = [emoji90]

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[Buzzer]

I actually like Brighton. But like I said, why do you always go on about Croydon?? Not many of us live there or Norwood.

Probably for the same reason you only ever mention Brighton as a town in a negative light - it's another stick to beat the club's fans with.