Sadly, the fact remains that Palace will not be relegated this season. Not through actually being any good mind, but through courtesy of being a mere pube-hair's width less flaccid and useless than the unmitigated, hopeless pile of steaming CACK that is serving to prop them up once again this year.
It must be a dismal existence though. Just imagine turning up week in, week out at that horrific dilapidated 19th century hovel of a ground, to watch a tragic, pitiful team of chronically overvalued, overrated, overpaid wastrels spasm, scrape and twitch their way to 17th spot in front of a bedraggled bunch of gobby delusional cockwombles, at least 10,000 of whom we already know for a fact don't even go within 10 miles of the place unless Chelsea, Man U, Spurs et-al are on that seasons schedule.
And I've not even mentioned the drum.
Very likely to be the best post of 2017 - with 364 days to go. Magnificent work. [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]