Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[Swillis]

Spare a thought for Palace fans everywhere! Imagine, you've had the shittiest footballing weekend ever and been utterly spanked by the bottom team in the League who handed you your arses on a plate. Your miserable weekend looks like giving you a brief glimmer of happiness and lift your mood of depression as your bitter rivals contrive to lose 3-2 after conceding a goal in the dying seconds of their game. You are eagerly planning to visit NSC and gloat a bit at how Brighton are choking and how you might reel in a few mugs to bite, the BBC website even confirms that Brighton have lost, Oh happy days...then you hear the name - Tomer Hemed and how he gloriously smashed in a bullet headed equaliser with the last kick of the game. The footballing gods are really pissing on your face and you slink away again to start another week of despair.

One point from two games, definitely promotion form.

We are shit at the moment and we know it, looks like we will be playing you next year after all.

 

[The Fifth Column]

One point from two games, definitely promotion form.

We are shit at the moment and we know it, looks like we will be playing you next year after all.

22 points from the last 10 games, yep we're shitting it big style. Your paltry 5 points from the last 10 games however makes it less likely we'll be stepping inside your cesspit of a stadium any time soon. Enjoy your spiral into the lower leagues as your overpaid mercenaries bankrupt you for a third time.

 

[Icy Gull]

One point from two games, definitely promotion form.

We are shit at the moment and we know it, looks like we will be playing you next year after all.

You can but dream, give yourself a bit of relief from your ongoing nightmare. How many points have you won at your ramshackle stadium this season?

 

[Stat Brother]

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[Weststander]

You can but dream, as a bit of relief from your ongoing nightmare. How many points at your ramshackle stadium this season? :loblolly:

Last 14 months - how many times have CP won at home? Lost at home?

It must be one of the worst % records in history of English football.

Heaping misery as the long suffering fans trudge to and from the rusting wreck each time.

No wonder some fans are trying to attack their own losing players.

 

[The Fifth Column]

You can but dream, give yourself a bit of relief from your ongoing nightmare. How many points have you won at your ramshackle stadium this season?

Its not a stadium any more is it? Its the Selhurst Soccerdrome surely??

 

[Weststander]

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Palace, Hull and Bournemouth.

 

[Mackenzie]

Its not a stadium any more is it? Its the Selhurst Soccerdrome surely??

The cladded cathedral

 

[Grombleton]

One point from two games, definitely promotion form.

We are shit at the moment and we know it, looks like we will be playing you next year after all.

Careful now, If you clutch at those straws too tightly you'll break them.

 

[sparkie]

Palace, Hull and Bournemouth.

Middlesbrough look in trouble to me.

Massive 6 pointer with palace on the horizon. If the nigel lose that they are pretty much gone.

 

[chucky1973]

One point from two games, definitely promotion form.

We are shit at the moment and we know it, looks like we will be playing you next year after all.

That really is desperte. It must be so painful for you at the moment. It's just a pleasure to see you struggle as you are.

 

[Swillis]

That really is desperte. It must be so painful for you at the moment. It's just a pleasure to see you struggle as you are.

Painful? Lol, nobody has died. Yes we are struggling, yes we are playing shite, yes we look like going down(but there is hope still).
Annoying? Yes. Painful? No.

 

[Swillis]

22 points from the last 10 games, yep we're shitting it big style. Your paltry 5 points from the last 10 games however makes it less likely we'll be stepping inside your cesspit of a stadium any time soon. Enjoy your spiral into the lower leagues as your overpaid mercenaries bankrupt you for a third time.

You do realise that you to will have overpaid mercenaries as well, when( ) you go up?

Or are the mighty Bha somehow immune.

 

[seaford]

The cladded cathedral

Dont you know - The Cesspit of Despair

 

[Buzzer]

There's a very good video of the incident involving the Palace fan on the pitch here. It's at 4m 41s and in fairness to the Palace fan it does look like he is gesturing to the badge on his shirt and he never once tries to raise a hand to Delaney. He'll get a very lengthy ban for that but it's not true to say that he tried to take a swing at him. Also in the same video at 6m 21s are the Ultras having a go at the players at full time as they go through the tunnel. Bad times at Selhurst,

https://youtu.be/5WQvNGE1gT4?t=4m21s

 

[The Fifth Column]

You do realise that you to will have overpaid mercenaries as well, when( ) you go up?

Or are the mighty Bha somehow immune.

Much as I'd like us to go up we are nowhere near being able to predict that with any degree of certainty, I'm not so certain being in the Premier League is all its cracked up to be, its expensive and a battle just to avoid relegation for most clubs and we'll be no exception - other than we'll do it with far more class than Palace could ever dream of. Your club is an absolute train wreck of epic proportions, you have no direction, no leadership and a CEO who worries more about how his hair and rayban aviators look as opposed to trying to run the club with any sense of order, add to that you play in the most decrepit out of date & worst stadium in the top division and yours is a club that this has been threatening to happen for some time. How players are convinced to sign when they visit Selhurst is beyond me - its a dump and you've clearly overpaid in fees and wages for many of your biggest 'stars' in order to get them to play for such a dysfunctional club. I'm utterly convinced that whilst we might not do any better than you in the Prem were we lucky enough to be promoted, we'd do it with a bit more decorum and class - your lot have none.

 

[chucky1973]

There's a very good video of the incident involving the Palace fan on the pitch here. It's at 4m 41s and in fairness to the Palace fan it does look like he is gesturing to the badge on his shirt and he never once tries to raise a hand to Delaney. He'll get a very lengthy ban for that but it's not true to say that he tried to take a swing at him. Also in the same video at 6m 21s are the Ultras having a go at the players at full time as they go through the tunnel. Bad times at Selhurst,

https://youtu.be/5WQvNGE1gT4?t=4m21s

They truly are a scary bunch those ultras.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

There's a very good video of the incident involving the Palace fan on the pitch here. It's at 4m 41s and in fairness to the Palace fan it does look like he is gesturing to the badge on his shirt and he never once tries to raise a hand to Delaney. He'll get a very lengthy ban for that but it's not true to say that he tried to take a swing at him. Also in the same video at 6m 21s are the Ultras having a go at the players at full time as they go through the tunnel. Bad times at Selhurst,

https://youtu.be/5WQvNGE1gT4?t=4m21s

Sorry, had to switch it off after 15 seconds - a builder and his dad filming themselves inside a car, with a colouring book?

 

[Wozza]

You do realise that you to will have overpaid mercenaries as well, when( ) you go up?

Or are the mighty Bha somehow immune.

Like Burnley?

 

[Buzzer]

Sorry, had to switch it off after 15 seconds - a builder and his dad filming themselves inside a car, with a colouring book?

Just fast forward to the action!