Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[nicko31]

Love from comments section of the Croydon Advertiser, says everything about the way the average Palace fan thinks...

MR Parish. Just go where Pardew has gone and don't come back. You are the biggest liability since Simon Jordan's 'overdraft'. In fact if Jordan had the Premiership payments that you have had, I am sure he could have done better and that is hard to say. Gutted.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Won £750 off a 10p bet today helped by palace losing! West hams 94th min goal cost me £400,000 though

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[DavidinSouthampton]

I've got just one word for you. PREMIERSHIP.

So you think they should be playing rugby?

 

[Icy Gull]

I'm sure they'll be along in a minute.

They must be held up in traffic or something.

Too much hair washing going on tonight I fear, they won't be coming

 

[Ernest]

Won £750 off a 10p bet today helped by palace losing! West hams 94th min goal cost me £400,000 though

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#aftertimeralert

 

[KVLT]

Do ANY Palace fans actually know the name of the league that they're in? By the time they actually learn the name of it they likely won't be in it anymore.

Strange.

 

[Bwian]

Rugby Union ?

Scotland? Most likely, they might win a few games there.

 

[Mellotron]

They can be next season's Villa.

They wish. Villa are a much much much much bigger club. Think you wanna be thinking the likes of Blackpool Pompey or Wigan.

 

[veuve]

Tinpots down,us up,happy days

 

[Juan Albion]

They wish. Villa are a much much much much bigger club. Think you wanna be thinking the likes of Blackpool Pompey or Wigan.

Only administration could get them down to Blackpool or Pompey's level. So it's a possibility.

 

[chucky1973]

If you're that sure we are going down by February then go and put money on a Palace relegation then post the slip on here for all to see, it's quite easy to do. Far more likely you're on a wind up. We have £100 on us coming top 12, if I'd offered you Palace finishing 15th, 16th or 17th I highly doubt you would have taken the bet.

Where has this chap gone?

 

[Simster]

Where has this chap gone?

[emoji38]ol: You won't see him for a week or two. He's only ever on here when things look relatively rosy from a Nigel perspective. An absolute GOBSHITE.

 

[Stat Brother]

So back in November Big Sam presents his dossier for palace, to Prince Charming.
The sole intention of this ring binder, is to get fellow 'professional' Pards so he can take over, initiate said plan, and hoover up all the bonuses.

Just one slight problem:-

Palace boss Sam Allardyce tried and failed to bring in "about 20" new players but a deal for Arsenal's 24-year-old right-back Carl Jenkinson remains alive.(Evening Standard)

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Mackenzie]

Looking forward to Match of the Day....again

 

[Bozza]

Are they really getting upset about the Schlupp thing?

I'm not sure I've ever seen anything as funny as an 'injured' player roll himself back onto the pitch. They've paid, what, £12m for someone who is just out and out stupid!

In other news, it looks like Loic Remy has the Palace falling over illness already. If nothing else, it illustrates that the coaching team have him well versed in #ThePalaceWay.

Oh, and it sounded like BFS is already shifting blame onto the players. If they don't survive it's their fault for not believing, not his own. I'm sure if they survive, and they will, he won't be shy at taking full credit.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Pahahahahahahaha I've just seen their highlights!!

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[jimhigham]

Lovely to see the MOTD lineup giving the Nigels a pasting: both for the Schlupp shenanigans and Benteke's ongoing sleeping sickness. All is not well at Smellhurst and it's beautiful to behold.

 

[Petee]

The whole thing is just brilliant. Had chances and missed. Lost. In the relegation zone. Bed wetting over a 100% correct decision.

Crystal Palace - increasing the MOTD entertainment factor from Jan 2016-May 2017.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Rugby Union ?

So you think they should be playing rugby?

Yes...I am 'quoting' 'BrightonBottleJobs'. I know it's the Premier League. He's a Palace fan, and he, apparently, doesn't.

 

[Bozza]

At times like this, it's worth checking out the #cpfc hashtag just to see how they're reacting.

I'll be honest, some of those chaps need to calm down a bit - they'll make themselves ill.

Their angst at the MOTD pundits seems to be that the ball went out of play whilst Schlupp was down and the referee should have stopped the play then to allow him to get treatment. Maybe he would if there was any indication that it was actually an injury. Schlupp gave up that right in trying to cheat by rolling himself back into play, and he and his team got exactly what they deserved as a result.