Lord Bracknell
On fire
Once upon a time, people who obstructed the work of a gamekeeper were sentenced to 14 years transportation to Oz. Breeding pheasants to be shot (mostly by City bankers, trying to spend their bonuses) is a major industry in my bit of rural Sussex.They breed them? I thought pheasants and other animals were horny little buggers and they're acting on instinct rather than a posh royal going "Go on ol' chap, go and get some pheasant fanny".