Quality. Although I think the wheezing fatties/failed sprinters bit is a bit unfair.I predict that there will be a great deal of RAZZAMATAZZ beforehand, and some middle-of-the-road RnB type will drone for a few minutes.
Then someone will sing the Star Spangled Banner while everyone wells up a bit.
Then to the game when some wheezing fatties and some failed sprinters will take it it turns to have a run around in crash helmets.
There will be some lovely looking blonde girls with hot-pants and plastic boobs doing high-kicks on the sidelines.
Some comedy genius will tip a bucket of ice over the winning coach, and the winners will all get Elizabeth Duke sovereign rings.
That's my prediction.
IMO, it is the most feeble of all the American sports but personally I'm still vaguely interested...