Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
This is a brilliant and epic rant from about 7 minutes in, saying everything that's wrong with the club. The nadir is reached around 22 mins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWbP6qPiCYE
I was about to post that. It is a classic, classic rant, with the musical bonus at the end. Well worth 24 minutes of anybody's time. Except Ellis Short and Jack Rodwell possibly.