Sunday evening little joke

[SurreySeagulls]

After shagging a fat chick whilst I was drunk the next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again, call this number."
"Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.
I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."

 

[Prince Monolulu]

You must have imbibed one hell of a skinfull to be still drunk the next morning.

 

[Ernest]

Where is the joke ? 0/10

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I did a large lady in Corfu once,she had amazing blue eyes,nice big tats and had georgeous blonde hair,she was just large,but very well proportioned,the joke here is the fact that you chose unwisely,nothing wrong with fat girls,you just need to find a fat babe..

 

[gjh1971]

So you run a weight watchers course then?

 

[SurreySeagulls]

I was working late last night when I received this text from my wife:
'Thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...
What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

I was working late last night when I received this text from my wife:
'Thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...
What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

You read that far?!

 

[Kumquat]

After shagging a fat chick whilst I was drunk the next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again, call this number."
"Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.
I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."

Who is Ray Trotcher? Why do you have his number? And have you seen anyone about your speech impediment?