Suggestion Box: Alternate Ways To Save The Club £40,000 A Season

[Lush]

Sponsor Ad on the back of the shorts for one season, that's got to be worth £40k minimum

Sadly we've missed the chance to sponsor Calde's arse

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

1p donation from NSC for every BG daft player rumour?

 

[Dirty Dave]

Charge £1 per minute that each person leaves early. If 8k all left by the 85th minute, thats £40,000 minimum

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[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

**** Barber off out of it and get a football person in at half the wages.


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[essbee]

Scrap the refs - tell them all to fu*k off and stick their their fee up their arse and hire Ronald McDonald to do the reffing.

McDonalds pay us for the advertising £2k a match and we get a match reffed relatively properly. What's not to like?

Also sell punch-bags with pictures of Mike "dickhead w*****r " Dean on them at £20 a pop.

 

[ewe2]

Sell the 1200 empty seats behind the south goal to home fans for £20 a pop on matchday .

Yes,the south Stand ,could well do with some aggressive ticket selling,the trouble is would it upset the STHs ?Or just move the gaps elsewhere ?Maybe the under 21 fans could get a 2 match ticket for £20 in that area.

 

[Ernest]

£1 for every STUPID post from Tom Hark would cover the FORTY grand in no time

 

[drew]

Why? I'm not saying I agree with the proposed charge but equally I'm not bothered about access to a sports bar.

 

[Dunk]

Empty seats for a pound at half time.

Get the catering staff to sell pies, hot dogs and the like in the stands during the game- baseball style.

Sell coffee/snacks to the cars queueing on the A27 on matchdays.

Jukeboxes in the concourses.

Give anyone willing to pay £40k the last 5 minutes in a game if we have a dead rubber at the end of the season.

Employ pickpockets.

 

[tigertim68]

Get rid of half the stewards on match day , that should still leave about a 1000 stewards , that should save a good £40000

 

[Taybha]

Yes,the south Stand ,could well do with some aggressive ticket selling,the trouble is would it upset the STHs ?Or just move the gaps elsewhere ?Maybe the under 21 fans could get a 2 match ticket for £20 in that area.

Not sure , the season ticket holders i know have said they would rather our own fans in the empties and when i asked the same thing on here those that did reply said they wouldn't mind now and again ,i guess there would be season ticket holders that would moan but thats just to be expected not heard anything from the club regarding the southstand and the empties so i guess they are ok with the current situation for some reason

 

[Arkwright]

Have improved catering and bar facilities outside the ground in a Twickenham rugby style, much nicer than drinking in the concourse of the ground.

I also liked the idea of volunteers as with the Olympics in 2012 rather than stewards who really don't want to be anywhere near the ground.

 

[drew]

Have improved catering and bar facilities outside the ground in a Twickenham rugby style, much nicer than drinking in the concourse of the ground.

I also liked the idea of volunteers as with the Olympics in 2012 rather than stewards who really don't want to be anywhere near the ground.

You'd really want volunteers to be dealing with any trouble rather than trained stewards?

Personally, don't have a problem with the stewards.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Give anyone willing to pay £40k the last 5 minutes in a game if we have a dead rubber at the end of the season.

This!

Then tell the players to ensure he never touches the ball. Also, sell signs that read "Sucker" to fans at half time for £1 a pop. They can wave them for the time that he's on the pitch. Merriment ensues, and the club makes an additional £10k at least. (Nearly) everyone's a winner.

 

[robbie c]

Convert the Seven Stars family community bar into a lap dancing club. That will guarantee a few happy endings whatever the result on the pitch.

 

[Brovion]

Charge £5 a time entry to Dick's. That's each visit, so if you go pre and post match that'll cost you a tenner. What do you mean that's an outrageous idea? Just shut up and support the club FFS.

 

[sir albion]

Scrap the travel subsidy and save 2 million a season.
Scrap the police presence and get a private security firm in for half the price.

Get rid of shite players and pay them half of their contracts up.
Sell more tickets that are affordable on match days.

Have more events at the Amex
Have a £5 lottery where half goes to the club and the rest is shared out to the winners.

 

[Titanic]

Tax CAPITAL letters on NSC?

 

[Stat Brother]

Charge £5 a time entry to Dick's. That's each visit, so if you go pre and post match that'll cost you a tenner. What do you mean that's an outrageous idea? Just shut up and support the club FFS.

Roll up roll up buy new shirt.
Buy your place at the bar.
Buy another new shirt.
Come and see free loanee Glenn Murray.

T'is the Summer of take.

 

[essbee]

Charge £5 a time entry to Dick's. That's each visit, so if you go pre and post match that'll cost you a tenner. What do you mean that's an outrageous idea? Just shut up and support the club FFS.

I agree. And randomly select one person to have the entire contents of their wallet removed. Problem with that sir/madam? FFS just shut up get behind the club.