Sugarpova - it's a scream

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Laughable? Or admission that her tennis career is over:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2397777/Maria-Sharapova-change-Sugarpova-US-Open.html

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I genuinely thought we'd flipped on to 1 April when I read that story. Silly season classic.

What next: Andy 'Haribo Sours' Murray?

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Hope it happens if only to see her reaction when an umpire calls her by her 'proper' name

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Do Miss Sugarpova's sweets claim to deal with nasty throat/guttural noises? If so, they don't work or she doesn't eat them herself.

 

[Stat Brother]

Tough crowd:-

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I genuinely thought we'd flipped on to 1 April when I read that story. Silly season classic.

What next: Andy 'Haribo Sours' Murray?

Andy Murrays-Mints of course.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Andy Murrays-Mints of course.

I'd prefer to suck Maria's balls thank you

 

[brightn'ove]

I genuinely thought we'd flipped on to 1 April when I read that story. Silly season classic.

What next: Andy 'Haribo Sours' Murray?

Well done for avoiding the obvious pun

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Leyton Chewitts?

 

[brightn'ove]

Charlton Chew?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Leyton Chewitts?

Bravo

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Michael Nose Candy


No Sugarpova, ladies and gentleman.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23791132

 

[Surf's Up]

Laughable? Or admission that her tennis career is over:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2397777/Maria-Sharapova-change-Sugarpova-US-Open.html

Sounds to me like the glamorous grunter is launching her new porn career