[Humour] Such a Lovely Photo. Caption Compo!

[Jack Straw]

...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"If you don't want to know the end result, look away now"

 

[Jack Straw]

The original if it's useful?

 

[Bodian]

Have your photographic skills been recognised to the extent that you were hired for their wedding??

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

By the way darling, I got Lulu to design the wedding cake, a snip at £5000 per tier

 

[TugWilson]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=137207&stc=1&d=1622378442
Is this the special branch you`re always talking about !

 

[LamieRobertson]

Her
“Your button hole is wonky”
Him
“Matches my hair”

 

[Guinness Boy]

"When I mentioned 'an enormous Johnson' to the dating agency, this wasn't quite what I had in mind"

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Boris Johnson: 3 weddings and 150,000 funerals.

 

[maffew]

"Honeymoon? Alas dear it is too early to say. We must not let our guard down. It will be guided by the science"

 

[AmexRuislip]

The original if it's useful?

"Boris Johnson, do you take me, Carrie Symonds as your lawfully BEDDED wife......."

 

[*Gullsworth*]

I love you Boris


I love me too

 

[Goldstone1976]

“Blue tie? No, I’d never make a party political point on my wedding day”.

 

[A1X]

 

[Wardy's twin]

View attachment 137209

was that his first wife?

 

[essbee1]

Makes me puke when I think of the way that he treated the nurses and NHS staff in the pay rise fiasco.

I wish them both nothing but pure unhappiness.

 

[Norman Potting]

".....no presents please, but you may wish to make a small donation to NHS charities..."

 

[Questions]

The original if it's useful?

Can I advertise for a new mistress now then dear.

 

[Sussexscots]

'Come, it is time for you to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man'.

 

[Baker lite]

Sir Kneel,choosing his frock for the evening do..


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