"Substituted" Lyrics

[Danny-Boy]

Bob Geldof will organize 'Live Hearing Aid'

 

[Danny-Boy]

Cliff Richard : "Saga Holiday". Oh no, he's already been on one...

The Who : "My degeneration"

Dave Clark 5: " Puked all over my pullover"

DC5: "Bits and pieces (after I signed my donor card)"

 

[highway61]

Bob Dylan, "I Pity the Poor Immigrant" would certainly be ready for an update to. I Pity the poor Englishman"

 

[Danny-Boy]

More DC5: "Here I piss again, catch it in the can..."

Hollies: "He ain't heavy, he's my carer"

 

[Storer68]

Genesis - Supper's Cold
Yes - Come away from that edge
Yes - Owner of another heart
The Who - Did get fooled again!

 

[Trufflehound]

Wham - Last Christmas I Told Everyone the Same Story About My Experiences in the War That I Tell Every Year

 

[Danny-Boy]

Wham - Last Christmas I Told Everyone the Same Story About My Experiences in the War That I Tell Every Year

Oooh that sounds Poisernal...which War are we talking about?

 

[fork me]

Glenn Campbell - Like a 9 stone Cowboy....

OK, I actually did LOL at that.

"Hope I die before I get even older" - From My Generation

 

[Seagull Steve]

Sheryl Crowes feet - The first wrinkles the deepest.

Wanttheloo - ABBA

Tena Lady in Red - Chris de burgh

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Tie Algela Rippon round the old oak tree - Dawn.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

The Kinks: Sunny Afternoon Nap

Fats Domino: Walkin' Back to New Orleans Slowly Using My Zimmer Frame

Rebecca Black: Friday? Or is it Saturday, I don't even know what year it is!

Lady Gaga: False Teeth

 

[NMH]

Diapers are a girl's best friend

 

[shoreham moonraker]

kaiser chiefs - everday i remember you less and less

 

[Danny-Boy]

After I watched last night's C4 "How to laugh at fat people and be disgusted at the same time" programme, I thought we need a retro 60's (MBI) band, "The Moob".

Their hits? "I Can Hear My Arse Grow" ..."Spare Tyre Brigade" ...."Blackberry Way Too Complicated"...

 

[Danny-Boy]

After yet another night's sortie from the bed;

"Oh oh oh it's tragic you know,

4 a.m. off to the po,

I stick it in the basin again,

to stop the loud noise of the flow... "

 

[Seagull Steve]

Paul Weller - The bitterest viagra pill.
Slade - C'mon feel my pulse.
Paul Simon - Carehomewardbound.
Meatloaf - Heaven can't wait.