"Substituted" Lyrics

[Danny-Boy]

I was just thinking it's about time the old rockers re-recorded their hits of yore, with lyrics more apropriate to their present state:

So far

"I can Smell Your Piles"

 

[Trufflehound]

Alice Cooper (singing from the toilet): Stool's Out

Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get it Up

 

[Mammoth]

Jonny Kidd and the Pirates- Shakin all over- with parkinsons

 

[R. Slicker]

The rolling stones- I can't get no Sanatogen

 

[NMH]

I'd Wear Dia-pers for You - Prince

Nappy Talk - Captain Sensible

Jacob's Bladder - Rush

It's Zimmer the Way That You Use It - Eric Clapton

When I'm 104 - The Beatles/McCartney

 

[Art Vs Science]

(Broken my) Hip to be square - Huey Lewis and The News

 

[Superphil]

Hope I find my slippers before I die

 

[NMH]

Bob Geldof will organize 'Live Hearing Aid'

 

[pasty]

Sweet Grandchild of Mine - Guns n Roses

 

[scooter1]

Now i'm 64 - The Beatles

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Sex & drugs & sausage rolls.

 

[Hyperion]

Saga Holidays In The Sun - Sex Pistols

 

[Art Vs Science]

Gout - Lulu

 

[R. Slicker]

Stairlift to heaven - Led Zep

 

[Trufflehound]

The Cure - Colostomy

 

[NMH]

Lynrd Skynrd - "Gimme 27 steps, my frame, and about 10 minutes, gimme 27 steps towards the door"

Clive Dunn - 'Ancestor'

Bad Company - 'I Can't Get It Up'

 

[NMH]

Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Pureed Steak Pie

...or am I taking this a little TOO far?

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Queen - open your thighs, look up to the skies and scream....

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Glenn Campbell - Like a 9 stone Cowboy....

 

[Gritt23]

Wham / George Michael - Wake me up at the steering wheel.