Suarez BITES again - ***Update: Luis Suarez banned from ALL football for 4 months***

[red star portslade]

In which case, if he is incapable of controlling himself and can't stop himself from biting opponents, then he has no place on a football pitch. Quite apart from the fact that bites which break the skin can cause infections, how long will it be before he does a Tyson and has a chunk of someones ear off ?

Sounds crazy, but we are dealing with someone who has a psychological problem. I
wouldn't want to be marking him.

He's done the world a service by highlighting an important issue. Dental illness has been a taboo subject for far too long...

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I don't see how people are trying to say it's no worse than a punch, elbow or a headbutt. It's the wierdness of it all which makes it worse.

What if I was a professional footballer and stuck my finger up someone's arse? It's not a worse injury than a broken leg or a elbow to the face, some footballers probably even like it................. but it world be properly odd, just like a grown man biting other grown men.

That made me think of THAT photo of Vinny Jones and Paul Gascoigne. If memory served, he didn't recieve any punishment whatsoever for that.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I wonder how long an appeal will take to be heard.

In theory he could be banned, appeal and still play against Columbia

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Its Liverpool.

You can bank on it.

I'm not sure, it would depend on the length.

Would a shortish/medium term ban not suit them? Who would sign him?

 

[Buzzer]

I'm not sure, it would depend on the length.

Would a shortish/medium term ban not suit them? Who would sign him?

Bayern MUNCHen

 

[Hiney]

Bayern MUNCHen

GrassCHOPPERS of Zurich

 

[Hiney]

Paris FANG Germain

 

[sams dad]

FC BITburg 1919 eV

 

[Easy 10]

I'm not sure, it would depend on the length.

Would a shortish/medium term ban not suit them? Who would sign him?

I would think those american owners are getting a little tired of shovelling £200k a week into his trousers, just for him to sit around on the sidelines picking peanuts out of poo again. Course, whether they'll actually be able to offload him if he's lumbered with another lengthy domestic ban remains to be seen.

Great player, but what a cuffing liability.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I would think those american owners are getting a little tired of shovelling £200k a week into his trousers, just for him to sit around on the sidelines picking peanuts out of poo again. Course, whether they'll actually be able to offload him if he's lumbered with another lengthy domestic ban remains to be seen.

Great player, but what a cuffing liability.

Sadly if he gets them into the champions league again he will be worth it

 

[brakespear]

Paris FANG Germain

Slightly less realistically, BITEton & Hove Albion.

 

[Bold Seagull]

I would think those american owners are getting a little tired of shovelling £200k a week into his trousers, just for him to sit around on the sidelines picking peanuts out of poo again. Course, whether they'll actually be able to offload him if he's lumbered with another lengthy domestic ban remains to be seen.

Great player, but what a cuffing liability.

There'll be no domestic ban. No way FIFA will be imposing a domestic ban which would punish a team whose player is currently completely out of their control and in essence in contract with his international team. 2 or 3 match ban with some kind of suspended clause attached would be my guess.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Looks like Suarez got his appetite for a bit of Chiallini from last years confederations cup!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Paris FANG Germain

Chewventus?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Gnaw-rich City

 

[Albumen]

I guess a 9 match ban

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I guess a 9 match ban

Hmmm. Punishment announced 2.49, your guess posted at 2.50.

 

[mikeyjh]

Sounds like 9 internationals and 4 months from all footy. Probably about right.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Got that spot on.

Wonder when the 4 month ban will start.

If it's from now it won't affect his club to much

 

[Billy the Fish]

I guess 9 match ban as well, including Liverpool games