stupidest people you've ever known

[alan partridge]

sod it, we've started on the americans

chatting to a nice american girl once saying how i would like to do the whole road trip across the states thing. oh yeah, she agrees, i then, FOR A JOKE, say, but then again i watch a film like deliverance and i think twice. despite my use of words like 'but' and 'think twice' and that in the film..well i won't say incase some people haven't seen it, she says (completely straight faced) 'oh yeah the countryside is just like in that film, its sooo beautiful'

come ere, there's more

a friend of mine relates this story to another american, his only comment , 'that young boy in the film sure is one hell of a banjo player'

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Continuing on the same theme, an American.

Paying by credit card in the states requires a form of ID to validate the card. Fair enough so I produce my passport as ID. She flicks throught it, asks me if this is all I have to prove that I am who I say I am (Jesus darlin' it doesn't get much more bleedin official than a feckin' passport) and then being sharp enough to spot my non-USA accent asks me where I'm from! Errr-doesn't it say United Kingdom on the front of the document that you've just insisted on me going back to the car for?!!

Hmmmmm........

 

[Rivalder]

Glad nobody put my name down!



Do'h

 

[Normal Rob]

Craig from Leeds:you wanker
Normal Rob :you're calling me a wanker - that's ironic.
Craig from Leeds :are you calling me an ironic?




Craig from Leeds is undoubtedly the most stupid person that i have ever met.

 

[alan partridge]

Craig from Leeds:you wanker
Normal Rob :you're calling me a wanker - that's ironic.
Craig from Leeds :are you calling me an ironic?




Craig from Leeds is undoubtedly the most stupid person that i have ever met.