Stupid things you've done

[Theatre of Trees]

Bleary eyed after a few hours sleep the other morning and running late I stumbled into the bathroom reached inside the thingy where I store everything pulled out an aerosol and sprayed liberally under my arms pausing to stop only when I realised it was shaving foam and not the deodarant stored next to it.

Anyone else got any similar tales of idiocy?

 

[Artois]

Opened this thread.

 

[jmc]

WOKE UP THIS MORNING

 

[Lammy]

Knakered after moving house I decided it would be a good idea to gently remove the packaging on a tin opener with carving knife. Slipped, nearly removed my finger. Spent an evening in casualty when all I wanted to do was go to bed.

(finger is now in full working order)

 

[Lammy]

WOKE UP THIS MORNING

What's a stetched limo?

 

[Safeway]

Opened this thread.

You absolute FUCKER, you beat me to it.

 

[REDLAND]

I fell over once and busted a vertebre in me back,

ps Ive splet that like a right ****, I know !!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I drank a can of my own piss by mistake.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Stapled my thumb to see how much it would hurt.

 

[tedebear]

I kissed a frog once

 

[Titanic]

I kissed a frog once

I did that once too... yuk! All garlic and underarm hair

 

[perth seagull]

I go to work to my miserable job every day.

 

[Braders]

how long have you got?

 

[Easy 10]

I built a flat-pack DVD cabinet, and nailed the backboard to the front. Had to prise it off again, f***ing up all the wood on the front of the cabinet. Its got holes and scratches, and EVERYTHING now.



I am SHITE at DIY.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Walked out of my house on Tuesday morning, as soon as the front door shut I realised that I'd left my house keys and my car keys inside, meaning that I couldn't even drive to college and hope that someone might be in by the time I got home. I've also locked my car keys inside my car before, with the spare set about 20 miles away!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

During needlework at school I sewed the front pocket of my fishermans smock to the front AND back of the garment and didn't realise until I tried to put it over my head. Why on earth the got us to make fishermans smocks is beyond me.

 

[On the Left Wing]

The word count limiter prevents me telling all of mine

 

[Curious Orange]

A few years ago I got a new job within the company I was working at, but hadn't had the official letter through. I composed an e-mail to my mates to tell them my good news. I went to select the distribution list and sent the e-mail, only to then realise that I'd e-mailed my news to my department and not my mates!!!!!


The new job was as a software tester!! I should have known better!!!

 

[Pevenseagull]

trying to prise a trapped piece of toast out of a toaster with a knife whilst it was turned on springs to mind

 

[26-10-02]

I would have thought supporting brighton would have been right up there.