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darters74

New member
Jun 9, 2011
2,792
All over the place
i agree - let's only sing realist chants.

"we're quite good...and then we're not"

"my old man said be a palace fan, actually no he did not"

"when i was just a little boy, i asked my mother what shall i be - shall i be brighton shall i be palace here's what she said to me:
Well, seeing as you've been a brighton fan since you've been 5 i think probably brighton
now go get your father's socks. They've got a hole in them."

"oh the lads you should have seen us running. Everyone was being sick 'cause we're too unfit"

"there's no-one there, there's someone there, there's no-one there...no, not there - i meant there behind you. The spare seat. That's the one"




i like it. The john osborne school of football chanting.

quality!
 


Established1982

New member
Jul 30, 2011
83
Makes me remember the glorious day on the seafront a few months ago with Gus asking people to cover their nipper's ears before setting the chant off.. If he likes it it's definitely good enough for me!
 


Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
Howsabout "Charlie really won't get you actually, although even if he really, really wanted to he wouldn't - as the consequences of such gross & unprofessional conduct would probably lead to him losing his job & ending up in court on an ABH charge".
 












Postman Pat

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2007
6,973
Coldean
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen...... apart from everyone in the premier league, Primera league, most of ligue 1, Bundesliga, most international teams, the Brazil 70 team in particular, probably most teams in the top division of the Brazilian and Argentinian leagues, Rangers and Celtic, Ajax, PSV, Anderlecht in the 80's, some of the teams in Turkey.....

But apart from them, the world has ever seen.
 


Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen...... apart from everyone in the premier league, Primera league, most of ligue 1, Bundesliga, most international teams, the Brazil 70 team in particular, probably most teams in the top division of the Brazilian and Argentinian leagues, Rangers and Celtic, Ajax, PSV, Anderlecht in the 80's, some of the teams in Turkey.....

But apart from them, the world has ever seen.

Your just getting silly now. :lol:
 


chez

Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Jul 5, 2003
10,042
Wherever The Mood Takes Me
Is there any need for the "chant"
"We are f***ing brilliant"?
It's just embarassing!
Anyone else agree?

Totally agree. I cringe when I hear it. It is very embarrassing.

Along the same lines, the other embarrassing chant yesterday was "Premiership, you're having a laugh". Did people not realise that is was a league match yestarday and that Blackpool are in the Championship?
 








HoveHorace

Premiership please !
Jan 20, 2011
461
Hove
Is there any need for the "chant"
"We are f***ing brilliant"?
It's just embarassing!
Anyone else agree?

Christ - so many people attending the games with moans - what happens if we start losing ?
 




chez

Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Jul 5, 2003
10,042
Wherever The Mood Takes Me
Good shout. I'd missed that one. How about instead:

'You're not too ugly to be gay but unlikely to be evidenced by your earlier homophobic chanting unless you are in denial with your sexuality in which case stop perpetuating this myth as it does no-one an favours'

No, when facing the homo chants we should just go back to the 80's and chant back "You're gonna get your f***ing heads kicked in".

Much better than backing up their chants by suggesting that all gays are good looking!!
 


Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Along the same lines, the other embarrassing chant yesterday was "Premiership, you're having a laugh". Did people not realise that is was a league match yestarday and that Blackpool are in the Championship?

Congratulations, you've grasped the meaning of the chant.
 


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
If its good enough for Gus to sing to us from Brighton Town Hall Balcony in front of the Mayor etc down a microphone then its good enough for us to sing at matches.
Im getting really pissed off with moany tits on here wining about the chanting and singing etc and about the NSK !!
Are we not all Brighton fans ? Are we not all passionate about our club ?
If you dont like it sod off to Bible class instead !!!!!
WE ARE BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION FC WE ARE f***ing BRILLIANT AND WE HATE THE PALARSE SCUM !!! ITS FOOTBALL GET REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


chez

Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Jul 5, 2003
10,042
Wherever The Mood Takes Me
Congratulations, you've grasped the meaning of the chant.

Either you're having a laugh, or totally DON'T get the meaning of that chant.

It's kinda like them singing to us "FA Cup runner up, you're having a laugh".

Just so that you know, it isn't directed at a clubs history, it's a chant used in cup games when you come up against a higher division opposition and they are playing shit or you are beating them.
 






Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
No i don't agree - because we are 'f**king brilliant' and apparently the Cardiff fans liked the chant, however what is f**king embarrassing is that dumb chant people keep coming out with at away games 'You're too ugly too be gay' :facepalm::annoyed: like lets all announce to the world that we're a bunch of poofters but we're good looking! Doh!:eek:

Jesus pal it's called a but of humour. 'You'll never know till you've tried it' is hardly 2k of us admitting we're gay. It's also very funny cos stumps the other fans - what can they possibly sing next after we've sung that?! Answer - NOTHING!
 


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