[Humour] Struggling for that 'special' birthday present ?

[WATFORD zero]

Nigel Farage is now selling videos of himself for ‘birthdays and weddings’ and the jokes write themselves.

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Cameo is a company that specialises in celebrity shout outs. For a price, people can pay to have a ‘celebrity’ record a video message of their choosing which seem to be popular for big events like birthdays and weddings.

With varying fees for different calibre of celebrity, from Z-list reality stars to recognisable actors and musicians, right-wing politician Farage has somehow found his way onto the site as a hireable voice for the sum of £52.50.

https://www.indy100.com/news/nigel-farage-cameo-video-messages-b1813910

I'm just composing a message for Mrs Wz

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Michael Owen - £135.

Play it on repeat and you'll be asleep in under 3 minutes. A pretty cheap cure for insomniacs out there.

Oh, and £600 gets you George Foreman.. I'd want him to come round my house and grill me a bloody fillet steak for that!!

 

[Insel affe]

I wonder if any of the Royal Household would put themselves forward for gender announcement reveals...

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Can I get one recorded by Meghan Markle ? The in-law jokes would be a blast

 

[RossyG]

Bloody hell, that’s undignified.

 

[Gwylan]

Nigel Farage is now selling videos of himself for ‘birthdays and weddings’ and the jokes write themselves.

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Blimey, he looks like he's just come out of the phone box after leaving a few Buxom Model and Naughty Schoolgirl Needs Spanking cards (nothing French or Greek though ... obviously)

 

[Klaas]

Nigel Farage is now selling videos of himself for ‘birthdays and weddings’ and the jokes write themselves.

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Cameo is a company that specialises in celebrity shout outs. For a price, people can pay to have a ‘celebrity’ record a video message of their choosing which seem to be popular for big events like birthdays and weddings.

With varying fees for different calibre of celebrity, from Z-list reality stars to recognisable actors and musicians, right-wing politician Farage has somehow found his way onto the site as a hireable voice for the sum of £52.50.

https://www.indy100.com/news/nigel-farage-cameo-video-messages-b1813910

I'm just composing a message for Mrs Wz

This is quite brilliant. Particularly like how he comes out of a beat up old phone box, presumably after having had a slash in it.

He will literally do anything for cash, and people look up to him

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[zefarelly]

If we all chip in a bit can we get the treasonous c*** to give a final speech

on the gallows.

draw lots to who kicks the box away.

 

[Motogull]

What a sad man.

 

[Peteinblack]

A public-school educated City trader who's convinced millions of struggling working-class citizens that he's on their side against the Establishment. The Arfur Daley of British politics.

Incidentally, in Malaysia, 'Faraj' is the word for the female genitalia

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Bloody hell, that’s undignified.

Not especially (by his standards).

 

[Billy in Bristol]

It makes a good quiz round...guess how much a message from ..... is...

 

[Acker79]

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