brightonrock
Dodgy Hamstrings
- Jan 1, 2008
- 2,482
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Palace's red and blue has always produced the most gruesome, vomit-inducing home kits in the league. Its like a 6 year old has been let loose with the crayons and has simply gone straight for the brightest and most gaudy colour combo he can find, mashing it together into some unholy migraine-inducing alliance.
Bright red and blue stripes do NOT belong on a football kit. They belongs on a warning sign for toxic waste. They belong on an eight foot fence surrounding a leper colony. They belong on a jester costume. And yet year after year, Palace still prance out in some other god-forsaken combination of this visual abortion of a kit, and cause everyone to adjust their TV sets when they emerge blinking into the light from that shabby little tunnel in the corner of that hovel they call a stadium.
And don't give me Barca as another example of red and blue. They at least have the decency to turn the contrast down to make it a deeper rouge and nearer mauve on their kit. Palace's is just offensive.
Top bombing.