Stripes on the pitch

[Brian]

Pitch being mowed, so excited.

 

[Titanic]

Nice

 

[Brighton till i die]

 

[Racek]

I would love to be mowing that pitch right now. Although I would balls it up.

 

[NMH]

That's photoshopped.

Our grass is genetically engineered, it's blue and white and because it's got real liquid plastic inside it - it doesn't need cutting.
Now enough with these spoof pitch threads please.


On another subject... The SEAGULLS in white look well good.
I propose that CHANTS next season will be equally flair if the people sitting specifically on the seagulls themselves raise a "we're the white seats, we're the white seats, we're the white seat Brighton Boys" (or "fans", for the girls present) and stand waving scarves for the duration - thus setting up a SEAGULL shaped version of the Mexican Wave around all the stands. Then the blue seats can do a corresponding verse, and so on.

 

[dannyboy]

I would love to be mowing that pitch right now. Although I would balls it up.

i know , you mowed mine once

 

[Gazwag]

It looks like its being rolled not mowed. If you zoom in there is only a roller attached.

 

[Racek]

It looks like its being rolled not mowed. If you zoom in there is only a roller attached.

SORRY. Edit : I wish I was rolling that pitch right now. Although I would balls it up.

 

[Racek]

i know , you mowed mine once

Never again then. I shall enjoy having a beer i the summer whilst you do it.

Although mowing the lawn does sound a bit like shaving you're pubes.

 

[Titanic]

It looks like its being rolled not mowed. If you zoom in there is only a roller attached.

Well spotted!

 

[NMH]

Indeed better timing for a new growing grass pitch, to roll the dirt and solidify the surface a little more - and not mow it until it's denser. Maybe they put a little more seed over the ground first, then pressed it

I'm no gardener, but it would be a bit soon to start cutting a 2-week-old seeded lawn.

 

[HoveHorace]

Hmmm - so the rumours are true. The STH's in the West Stand Lower have cancelled their tickets en masse due to the appalling showing in the last three matches. In response the club , a la MK Dons, will only install seats when demand dictates.

 

[APACHE]

It's a green paint-roller.

 

[dannyboy]

Although mowing the lawn does sound a bit like shaving you're pubes.

i do need a man trim

 

[Brighton till i die]

Although mowing the lawn does sound a bit like shaving you're pubes.

Clippering is the way forward on the ol pubes dude

 

[dylan_bha]

3 hours to roll a pitch, bet he's getting paid by the hour!!

 

[D Block blue]

Pitch has been mowed today, clearly a lawn mower from 08:45 on web cam didn't see if fixtures?

 

[Simon Morgan]

Indeed better timing for a new growing grass pitch, to roll the dirt and solidify the surface a little more - and not mow it until it's denser. Maybe they put a little more seed over the ground first, then pressed it

I'm no gardener, but it would be a bit soon to start cutting a 2-week-old seeded lawn.

Knock it down, start again.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

I still can't quite believe thats our stadium,. I'm not sure I ever will

 

[Sloe Joe]

Let's hope they don't give it a 'Brazilian', otherwise we'll end up with a dust bowl.