[Albion] Strange things people do at the Amex

[BN9 BHA]

Saw a guy put a pint on floor by urinals whilst pissing, gross given the spray in there !

Another eatiing a burger in one hand whilst pissing With the other.

 

[METALMICKY]

People not washing their hands after visiting the loo gets my goat

Totally agree particularly in this post covid world. Sadly there is a paradox in that if everyone did wash their hands half time would need to be extended based on the number sinks available never mind driers

 

[Doonhamer7]

Strangest thing - was bloke in West Upper walking around after the Match picking up the half eaten food (seen him do it a couple of times)

 

[BN9 BHA]

I always see blokes holding a beer while having a piss, it's disgusting, but yesterday was something else entirely. The bloke next to me tried to balance his pint on top of the urinal but it wouldn't stay there, so he stood it IN the urinal while pissing next to it. There's disgusting and then there is whatever this scummy tramp is.
The amount of blokes leaving without washing their hands is also pretty grim.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Are there any non toilet related 'strange things people do at the Amex'? Can't believe how revolting some of my fellow NSC'ers are

 

[Easy 10]

A few years back I was standing next to a bloke in the WSU who was pissing like a horse. He had a plastic pint glass gripped in his teeth probably about 3/4 full. Sadly the plastic split, and almost his entire pint was split down his front and onto his cock.

I laughed.

 

[Driver8]

Been going to games basically on my own (because of my exceptional popularity) for the best part of 20 years. Will never know how much sprayback has gone in my beer when I put it on the floor next to me at the urinals. I don't think it does; my (on reflection, irrational) main worry tends to be whether there might be a leak out of the bottom of the urinal. I occasionally go in the cubicle and put it on top of the cistern but the queue for those is usually long and quite awkward anyway, so the lavatorial balancing act is usually required.

Some urinals - think the Amex is one of these - have a bit on their corners at the top which, as an added layer of unpredictable excitement, often looks like there is exactly a 50% chance it might be just big enough to fit most of the cup on without it falling off, although it's difficult to accurately judge when you've had a beer or two. I think this does usually work, in as much as that I can't ever remember my pint falling off it, which would probably require going home immediately if it happened.

On the way out, the corners of the sinks are always big enough to safely hold the pint while you wash your hands. I usually give myself a little pleased nod in the mirror while I'm doing this, to celebrate my uncharacteristically effective multi-tasking.

Couldn’t you just put your pint on a shelf in the concourse and ask whoever is standing there to mind it whilst you have a piss? Got to better than your alternative.

 

[nickbrighton]

true story this- (military) SAC(Senior Aircraftsman) (think army lance-corporal) having a piss at the urinal, when pilot officer (lowest commisioned RAF Rank-akin to just out of nappies-thinks they are god because they are commisioned but rely completly of the SACs to even get to work) comes in and procedes to take a leak. SAC finishes up and heads towards the exit, when the Pilot Officer pipes up- "officers wash their hands" , quick as a flash SAC responds with- "Airmans cocks are big enough that we dont piss all over our hands sir"

 

[Seasider78]

Had someone in front of us who cuts around the top of the pie, eats the inside with a spoon then leaves the outside. Another who takes a bite out of his burger before KO wraps it up and puts it back in his pocket and repeats through the match, last mouthful around 85min. Before the flask ban friend of mine in ESU said there was a guy who kept hot dogs in his hot water flask and made them up with buns from his pocket.

 

[raymondo]

Maybe they weren't pints of beer...and he'd just popped in to empty something he'd 'sorted out' during the first half

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Another eatiing a burger in one hand whilst pissing With the other.

That’s quite impressive to be fair. How did he get his todger out? One handed or did he place the burger somewhere whilst he wrestled with his weapon?

 

[Weststander]

There’s someone in ESL who regularly stays beyond 70 minutes. No, I’m not lying.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I often don’t wash my hands in public bogs. I shower nearly every morning and am fairly certain that I’d get more germs on my hands from the taps of some bogs than from my cock, which has been safely and tucked inside my freshly washed pants all day.

I was taking a piss at work a few years ago, and a consultant physician was in front of the next bay. He finished and walked past the sink and out, turning to say 'there is nothing in here, taps, towels or even the air itself, that is more sterile than my piss, or cleaner than my cock.'.

That, dearly beloved, has informed my public lavatorial rubric ever since.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Had someone in front of us who cuts around the top of the pie, eats the inside with a spoon then leaves the outside. Another who takes a bite out of his burger before KO wraps it up and puts it back in his pocket and repeats through the match, last mouthful around 85min. Before the flask ban friend of mine in ESU said there was a guy who kept hot dogs in his hot water flask and made them up with buns from his pocket.

Not so strange.

Historically the pie casing was just a container to cook the filling in. Eating the crust would look peculiar to the Victorian chaps who laid down the laws of the beautiful game.

 

[A1X]

There’s someone in ESL who regularly stays beyond 70 minutes. No, I’m not lying.

Are they a steward?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

People not washing their hands after visiting the loo gets my goat

Thanks for the goat. Me 'ave plan for it.

 

[jcdenton08]

Had someone in front of us who cuts around the top of the pie, eats the inside with a spoon then leaves the outside. Another who takes a bite out of his burger before KO wraps it up and puts it back in his pocket and repeats through the match, last mouthful around 85min. Before the flask ban friend of mine in ESU said there was a guy who kept hot dogs in his hot water flask and made them up with buns from his pocket.

Could be a blood sugar related thing?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Not watch the game.

That's pretty much the most strange of all particularly when one considers the cost of a game and effort to get there.

 

[Mr Phil]

Maybe if he bought his pints one at a time he wouldn’t need the toilet at half time and he could avoid the problem altogether

 

[Bodian]

Had someone in front of us who cuts around the top of the pie, eats the inside with a spoon then leaves the outside.

If I did that with the chicken and mushroom pie I had at the chippy, then I'd have been very hungry. Given that it contained no chicken, or mushroom. Just air.