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[Albion] Strange things people do at the Amex







nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,533
Manchester
I always see blokes holding a beer while having a piss, it's disgusting, but yesterday was something else entirely. The bloke next to me tried to balance his pint on top of the urinal but it wouldn't stay there, so he stood it IN the urinal while pissing next to it. There's disgusting and then there is whatever this scummy tramp is.
The amount of blokes leaving without washing their hands is also pretty grim.
I often don’t wash my hands in public bogs. I shower nearly every morning and am fairly certain that I’d get more germs on my hands from the taps of some bogs than from my cock, which has been safely and tucked inside my freshly washed pants all day.
 


Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,672
Btw I started the "I'm taking a piss, I'm taking a pisssss" song
 


Hendrax

Well-known member
Jan 23, 2013
3,811
Worthing
new Japanese fan in front of me streams every game. Can see all the chat box comments scrolling down his screen, in Japanese of course, with a huge camera attachment on the top of his phone.
He has a very steady hand.
 


SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,209
London
My brother came back from the gents at half time yesterday and said a chap had gone in with 2 full pints. The place was heaving and there's pretty much standing room only. It took a moment to dawn on me the conundrum at hand, how on earth did the gentleman manage to have a pee whilst holding onto his beers? If you are that bloke, please enlighten me as it's annoyed the heck out of me since wondering how you may have achieved the impossible.
 








A mex eyecan

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2011
3,973
Taking food or drink into a toilet just seems weird to me, like surely it’s easier and more hygienic to do it the other way round?
what, you mean take food and drink out of a toilet 🤮 now that’s truly gross
 




Mr Banana

Tedious chump
Aug 8, 2005
5,492
Standing in the way of control
Been going to games basically on my own (because of my exceptional popularity) for the best part of 20 years. Will never know how much sprayback has gone in my beer when I put it on the floor next to me at the urinals. I don't think it does; my (on reflection, irrational) main worry tends to be whether there might be a leak out of the bottom of the urinal. I occasionally go in the cubicle and put it on top of the cistern but the queue for those is usually long and quite awkward anyway, so the lavatorial balancing act is usually required.

Some urinals - think the Amex is one of these - have a bit on their corners at the top which, as an added layer of unpredictable excitement, often looks like there is exactly a 50% chance it might be just big enough to fit most of the cup on without it falling off, although it's difficult to accurately judge when you've had a beer or two. I think this does usually work, in as much as that I can't ever remember my pint falling off it, which would probably require going home immediately if it happened.

On the way out, the corners of the sinks are always big enough to safely hold the pint while you wash your hands. I usually give myself a little pleased nod in the mirror while I'm doing this, to celebrate my uncharacteristically effective multi-tasking.
 


SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,209
London






Green Cross Code Man

Wunt be druv
Mar 30, 2006
20,814
Eastbourne
Been going to games basically on my own (because of my exceptional popularity) for the best part of 20 years. Will never know how much sprayback has gone in my beer when I put it on the floor next to me at the urinals. I don't think it does; my (on reflection, irrational) main worry tends to be whether there might be a leak out of the bottom of the urinal. I occasionally go in the cubicle and put it on top of the cistern but the queue for those is usually long and quite awkward anyway, so the lavatorial balancing act is usually required.

Some urinals - think the Amex is one of these - have a bit on their corners at the top which, as an added layer of unpredictable excitement, often looks like there is exactly a 50% chance it might be just big enough to fit most of the cup on without it falling off, although it's difficult to accurately judge when you've had a beer or two. I think this does usually work, in as much as that I can't ever remember my pint falling off it, which would probably require going home immediately if it happened.

On the way out, the corners of the sinks are always big enough to safely hold the pint while you wash your hands. I usually give myself a little pleased nod in the mirror while I'm doing this, to celebrate my uncharacteristically effective multi-tasking.
Were you in the West Upper yesterday, trying a new trick? 😁
 


Mr Phil

Well-known member
Nov 29, 2022
189
I often don’t wash my hands in public bogs. I shower nearly every morning and am fairly certain that I’d get more germs on my hands from the taps of some bogs than from my cock, which has been safely and tucked inside my freshly washed pants all day.
Yep someone who doesn't shower daily is exactly the kind of person I'd expect not to wash their hands
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,723
I often don’t wash my hands in public bogs. I shower nearly every morning and am fairly certain that I’d get more germs on my hands from the taps of some bogs than from my cock, which has been safely and tucked inside my freshly washed pants all day.
Manc by name, mank by nature :thumbsup:
 




Invicta

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 1, 2013
3,398
Kent
Saw a guy put a pint on floor by urinals whilst pissing, gross given the spray in there !

Another eatiing a burger in one hand whilst pissing With the other.
 










Lol what a thread, feel for the bloke with 2 pints, the concourse queues can get a bit mad at times so obviously you’re not going to do it twice out of choice
 




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