Strange places one gets a stiffy.

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I rather feel the next one I'll get is when I'm in my box (rather than somebody else's)

 

[Brian Fantana]

My mate once got kicked in the nuts while we were playing rugby. He went to the doctors to get everything checked out and when the doctor (male) had my mate's dick in his hand, wood ensued.

Don't know why he told us this because we have made his life living hell pretty much ever since.

 

[Taybha]

Such a wide and varied selection of diverse stiffness,thanks i feel so much better,top marks to Freddie Goodwins final wish

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

In a classroom full of 17 year old girls.

Oh, hang on, that's not strange at all. *splurt*

 

[Pavilionaire]

I once got wood in a wood with a girl called Woods. Spooky!

 

[Hiney]

When being particularly authoritive, stewarding.
Especially when sorting out the likes of Hiney.

That gives me wood.

That's funny, I often get AROUSED when confronted with Day-glo orange jackets!

 

[Simster]

My mate once got kicked in the nuts while we were playing rugby. He went to the doctors to get everything checked out and when the doctor (male) had my mate's dick in his hand, wood ensued.

Don't know why he told us this because we have made his life living hell pretty much ever since.

FFS

 

[Barnet Seagull]

My mate once got kicked in the nuts while we were playing rugby. He went to the doctors to get everything checked out and when the doctor (male) had my mate's dick in his hand, wood ensued.

Don't know why he told us this because we have made his life living hell pretty much ever since.

That's brilliant.

 

[The Grockle]

Sitting on santas knee?

 

[Monkster]

I get diesel dong on the Number 7

 

[Gritt23]

In the jacuzzi at my local health club. I had fairly loose fitting shorts on, so it would have been *ahem* a tad embarrassing to climb out. SO I sat there for AGES waiting for it to pass, which it just never does when you are think "go down, go down, PLEASE go down!"

 

[maffew]

My mate once got kicked in the nuts while we were playing rugby. He went to the doctors to get everything checked out and when the doctor (male) had my mate's dick in his hand, wood ensued.

Don't know why he told us this because we have made his life living hell pretty much ever since.

made me laugh out loud

 

[Taybha]

I get diesel dong on the Number 7

I like the No 7 too the eastern road bumps are quite a stimulating trip,ithink my fav is the No 25 when its full of Uni gals Dressed as Uni gals

 

[John Bumlick]

whilst photoshopping a picture of uncle hiney yanking his plank over some fat loser's tits.

even the thought of that gets me firm. apparently.

 

[NMH]

That's funny, I often get AROUSED when confronted with Day-glo orange jackets!

I KNOW, I saw the video!

 

[getreal1]

Used to on the commuter train if I was sitting opposite a sort with decent thruppennies

 

[Sir Sarcy]

Falmer Faithfull will no doubt appear on this thread at some point to tarnish my good name, its all lies of course!

 

[Beaver]

Ikea

 

[Taybha]

Ikea

Thats the swedish word for flimsy drawes so thats just natural

 

[vitusvivi]

when the doctor checked out my shaft... comletely accidental i promise...