[Football] Straight up, old school brawl - who wins?

[TomandJerry]

Get your votes in

 

[WATFORD zero]

Aren't they inflatable ? - prick

 

[Stato]

Don't do half a job. If you want to volunteer to administer the return of the World's Hardest Creature, you'll be needing to start by asking for nominations.

 

[Eeyore]

I'm not sure a Seagull has ever been part of a Haddock's regular diet. So I rather think there is only one answer here.

 

[Beach Hut]

Another thread started by the OP to be consigned to BBC1, weekdays 17:15

 

[StonehamPark]

 

[TomandJerry]

I'm not sure a Seagull has ever been part of a Haddock's regular diet. So I rather think there is only one answer here.

So your saying the Haddock would absolutely slap the Seagull?

 

[A1X]

This is the worst Worlds Hardest Creature final yet

 

[MantisShrimpMan4eva]

Other

 

[Poojah]

Host the fight underwater and its haddock’s all day long.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Scale

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Get your votes in

Is the answer Gary Shearer?

 

[TomandJerry]

Is the answer Gary Shearer?

Only if you've had too much to drink..!

 

[BadFish]

British or Australian Seagull?

 

[TomandJerry]

British or Australian Seagull?

British. Brighton based

 

[GT49er]

I suspect it would be a case of faux hardmen (or hardcreatures) sounding off. Haddock: "Come down here if you're hard enough, you f*ck*n' gill-less prick"....Seagull: "Come up here if you're hard enough you slimy bugger that can't even fly!"

Pffft!

 

[el_ciddy]

Host the fight underwater and its haddock’s all day long.

Reminded me of a great film.

 

[Taybha]

 

[GoingUp]

Seagull, KO1.

 

[dazzer6666]

Wouldn’t happen. Don’t find many Haddock in water less than 200ft deep. Any brought to the surface for a fight will have blown their swim bladders and popped their eyeballs due to pressure changes so will be virtually dead anyway.

So, Seagull wins by TKO.