- Apr 19, 2018
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Best thread ever. Along with Giraffe's staying up tracker I sincerely hope this becomes an annual event.
This. Would be quite fun also to include a running league table by club, extra points scored the earlier the red etc. Also include non-playing staff. RDZ sure to figure prominentlyBest thread ever. Along with Giraffe's staying up tracker I sincerely hope this becomes an annual event.
Great idea - can do!This. Would be quite fun also to include a running league table by club, extra points scored the earlier the red etc. Also include non-playing staff. RDZ sure to figure prominently
A midweek bounty in the EFL Cup as Samson Tovide of Colchester United decides an 89th minute attempted decapitation is the order of the day. Samson is obviously a fan of the thread, and I commend his efforts in providing us with such glorious material. This manoeuvre will forever henceforth be known as a Tovide in martial arts circles. 1:37 for the assault.
Finally, Huddersfield’s Jaheim Headley decided to commit a very blatant professional foul after only 13 minutes, on route to a 2-3 home defeat to Middlesbrough. Jaheim, listen, if you’re going to do something extremely stupid and get a straight red card, at least make it brutal or funny, yeah? (26 secs)
I read somewhere that managers or coaches sent off had to go to the changing room, rather than the stands where they could still influence the game. If the same applies to suspensions then RDZ may be missing quite a lot - unless he can be gagged and straight-jacketed!This. Would be quite fun also to include a running league table by club, extra points scored the earlier the red etc. Also include non-playing staff. RDZ sure to figure prominently
A midweek bounty in the EFL Cup as Samson Tovide of Colchester United decides an 89th minute attempted decapitation is the order of the day. Samson is obviously a fan of the thread, and I commend his efforts in providing us with such glorious material. This manoeuvre will forever henceforth be known as a Tovide in martial arts circles. 1:37 for the assault.
Finally, Huddersfield’s Jaheim Headley decided to commit a very blatant professional foul after only 13 minutes, on route to a 2-3 home defeat to Middlesbrough. Jaheim, listen, if you’re going to do something extremely stupid and get a straight red card, at least make it brutal or funny, yeah? (26 secs)
Lovely effort here from Burnley’s Anass Zaroury in the 94th minute. With his side 0-3 down, he decides the right and proper course of action is to try and break Kyle Walker’s leg.
We are currently operating on a 100% straight red card to PL fixture ratio. What a time to be alive!
Wonderful scenes from 2:22.
RDeZ said on Thursday when asked about the new rules that he’s bought a season ticket in the stands.I read somewhere that managers or coaches sent off had to go to the changing room, rather than the stands where they could still influence the game. If the same applies to suspensions then RDZ may be missing quite a lot - unless he can be gagged and straight-jacketed!
… Notts County keeper Aidan Stone is sent off for a professional foul early doors, on the way to a 5-1 drubbing against Sutton United. Bonus points to the absolute shitehouse behaviour of Sutton’s number 9, Harry Smith, who brings the joy of the playground to the VBS Community Stadium. VBS presumably standing for “Very Blatant Shithousing”.
From 0:34:
The slimmest of pickings this weekend, with just a single solitary straight red across all four divisions. A certain player is determined to make a name for himself.
Early thread legend Harry Smith is already staking a claim for all the plaudits, come the end of season awards. I direct your attention to post #1, where Mr. Smith put on an exemplary display of world class shithousery. I quote;
Our main man is back for the second week running. The Sutton United target man has outdone himself, earning a straight red card after just 13 minutes for violent conduct. The Sutton United thug’s actions were sadly missed by the camera, with the action starting at 0:00 on the clock. The action takes place on the right side of the screen.
Further investigation reveals that Smith was dismissed for a “foolhardy stamp” (PA Media/BBC Sport) which was spotted by the fourth official. Sutton United’s website describing the incident as a “clash off the ball” and Barrow’s an “off the ball altercation”.
A polite reminder to Harry, firstly thank you for your efforts so far. But could you please make sure your next act of complete twattery is caught on camera?
The slimmest of pickings this weekend, with just a single solitary straight red across all four divisions. A certain player is determined to make a name for himself.
Early thread legend Harry Smith is already staking a claim for all the plaudits, come the end of season awards. I direct your attention to post #1, where Mr. Smith put on an exemplary display of world class shithousery. I quote;
Our main man is back for the second week running. The Sutton United target man has outdone himself, earning a straight red card after just 13 minutes for violent conduct. The Sutton United thug’s actions were sadly missed by the camera, with the action starting at 0:00 on the clock. The action takes place on the right side of the screen.
Further investigation reveals that Smith was dismissed for a “foolhardy stamp” (PA Media/BBC Sport) which was spotted by the fourth official. Sutton United’s website describing the incident as a “clash off the ball” and Barrow’s an “off the ball altercation”.
A polite reminder to Harry, firstly thank you for your efforts so far. But could you please make sure your next act of complete twattery is caught on camera?
How did I miss that?! He appears to be jazz handing, that is some very Fosse-like shithousing and I’m all for it.But look at Barrow's number 6 - he's waving Smith off, obviously having tuned into this thread's earlier posting!
Barrow look to have two new stands (across from the camera - either side of the old 'main' stand, the one on the right being for the 94 away fans), following on from their new roof for the terrace (behind the goal to the right). On the up - must pop along this season.
Don't put yourself down on this one, NSC was invented for threads like this. Top work.You love to see that.
The thing is I’ve been going through and watching straight red cards for years, I had no idea anybody would be remotely interested in my weird hobby so I didn’t start the thread sooner. Glad for the positive feedback.
Working on a spreadsheet and scoring system for the “top performers”, with a “team of the season” eventually…
Tit for tat shithousing. Is this a new thing? I'm hoping so! Outstanding work that man.How did I miss that?! He appears to be jazz handing, that is some very Fosse-like shithousing and I’m all for it.
The thread is picking up momentum. Everyone wants to be a part of the excitement.Tit for tat shithousing. Is this a new thing? I'm hoping so! Outstanding work that man.
Albion's youngsters seem keen to make an appearance in this thread. The U-18s haven't quite mastered the art yet (their two sendings-off on Saturday were both the result of quickfire double bookings), but the U-21s are futher along in their progression. Ben Jackson might have a future in one of the rugby codes if his football career doesn't pan out, as evidenced by his tackle seen on Friday evening (from around the 2m 16 sec mark here):-
For fans of atrocious defending (and goalkeeping) you may wish to view the entire video!