[News] “Straight People Care More About Animal Rights Than Gay Equality”

[Chicken Run]

Straight people 'care more about animal rights than gay equality'http://news.sky.com/story/straight-people-care-more-about-animal-rights-than-gay-equality-11412661

I suppose it depends how the question is asked but tough to answer if it was a straight what’s more important to you I guess if you happen to be an animal lover!

Btw cisgender [emoji23], someone who identifies with the gender they were assigned to at birth, you couldn’t make it up!!!

 

[pastafarian]

I knobbed a chicken once, no idea how it fits in with the sky news article but thought i would throw it out there for balance.
No idea if the chicken was straight, gay, trans or gender neutral just in case anyone was wondering

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

I knobbed a chicken once, no idea how it fits in with the sky news article but thought i would throw it out there for balance.
No idea if the chicken was straight, gay, trans or gender neutral just in case anyone was wondering

Did you not ask the chicken about it’s sexual orientation or did it not crop up in conversation prior or post to the “Knobbing”?

 

[Ernest]

I knobbed a chicken once, no idea how it fits in with the sky news article but thought i would throw it out there for balance.
No idea if the chicken was straight, gay, trans or gender neutral just in case anyone was wondering

I think it was a COCK

 

[pastafarian]

Did you not ask the chicken about it’s sexual orientation or did it not crop up in conversation prior or post to the “Knobbing”?

i dont speak chicken

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm straight but care more about gay animal equality than human rights.

 

[beorhthelm]

maybe people think its not and issue for concern because they consider it a resolved issue?

 

[el punal]

I knobbed a chicken once, no idea how it fits in with the sky news article but thought i would throw it out there for balance.
No idea if the chicken was straight, gay, trans or gender neutral just in case anyone was wondering

The perfect post that could generate puns with the following words : Cock, chick, lay, cluck, peck, stuff - you get the drift!

 

[wellquickwoody]

I knobbed a chicken once, no idea how it fits in with the sky news article but thought i would throw it out there for balance.
No idea if the chicken was straight, gay, trans or gender neutral just in case anyone was wondering

If you didn't get written consent then you could be up on a rape charge soon!

 

[Hampden Park]

enough of this fowl language

 

[Bolton va va]

maybe people think its not and issue for concern because they consider it a resolved issue?

Yes, but how are people to know what the chicken is thinking ?

 

[Triggaaar]

Straight people 'care more about animal rights than gay equality'

What a load of crap. The question was whether they were more concerned, not whether they care more.

 

[portlock seagull]

I care a lot more about many animal welfare and environmental matters than human ones. They don’t have a voice and Christ knows they need protecting from us more each and every day. The mess we’ve made of this planet, the 3rd stage of mass extinction etc and boy is it starting to hurt us too.

 

[TheJasperCo]

maybe people think its not an issue for concern because they consider it a resolved issue?

You shouldn't count your chickens before they hatch.

 

[pastafarian]

Yes, but how are people to know what the chicken is thinking ?

Dead chickens dont think
or should that be dead chickens dont talk

 

[sydney]

what load of old bollox .....people getting bombed and gassed , people starving , people battling cancer , peoples homes disappearing under water and this is somehow news.....for gods ****ing sake.....:shakemy****inhead:

 

[Chicken Run]

What a load of crap. The question was whether they were more concerned, not whether they care more.

I know but that’s not the Sky Headline is it?

 

[Gazwag]

Did you not ask the chicken about it’s sexual orientation or did it not crop up in conversation prior or post to the “Knobbing”?

He was working in KFC at the time

 

[Triggaaar]

I know but that’s not the Sky Headline is it?

My comment was aimed at Sky, not you. I know it wasn't you twisting the results.

 

[Chicken Run]

My comment was aimed at Sky, not you. I know it wasn't you twisting the results.

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