Story time chaps

[binky]

The temple sat atop an emerald green hill which lifted it even further towards God's heavens

 

[Norman Potting]

'SANDY', he screamed, 'SANDY!'

Roy Grace - or a compendium of old "Crossroads" scripts?

 

[albion534]

Roy Grace - or a compendium of old "Crossroads" scripts?

Roy Grace indeed!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Brighton Station and he turned up at the EXCELSIOR Hotel an hour and a half later and he went. "Some man offered to bop me on the nose".

 

[wunt be druv]

Me gusta el vino tinto,no me gusta el vino blanco.

 

[Insel affe]

Puedo tener una cerveza, por favor?

Serán cuatro libras y ochenta peniques por favor

 

[Hamilton]

Serán cuatro libras y ochenta peniques por favor

Cuatro piunds y peniques ochenta! Voy a tener que pedir un préstamo al banco!

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Great care is needed when using 230v power tools and, where possible, a RCD should be used.

Mesmorizing

 

[Bladders]

You know sonny, when I was a kiddy I was always in bed at this time of the evening

 

[Superphil]

Rannaldini whisked out of the room

 

[SK1NT]

4 is greater than 3. Check out the following variables and what they evaluate to:

 

[Insel affe]

Cuatro piunds y peniques ochenta! Voy a tener que pedir un préstamo al banco!

la mirada aparea esto es Brighton son cuatro libras y ochenta peniques(centavos) sueltan ahora o consiguen el infierno sangriento de aquí no soy un compañero de caridad

 

[Hamilton]

la mirada aparea esto es Brighton son cuatro libras y ochenta peniques(centavos) sueltan ahora o consiguen el infierno sangriento de aquí no soy un compañero de caridad

Can I just have a half please? And can I pay using my cheque book?

 

[Insel affe]

Can I just have a half please? And can I pay using my cheque book?

Winston Churchill blutigen hells bells eine blutige Studenten piss off zurück zu Croydon und dont kommen zurück, bis Sie einen Job muppet haben...

 

[supaseagull]

Appeals under Regulation 6 shall be considered by the Safeguarding Review panel.

 

[£1.99]

In this section, she'll teach you how to dress like a princess.

 

[Easy 10]

'SANDY', he screamed, 'SANDY!'

 

[bhafc99]

"Well, frot me," said Siggy, and he peeked out of his bag.

(Can't we use page 94 - see my signature?!)

 

[fire&skill]

. . . and was intended to capture the 'Beatlemania' phenomenon on celluloid. Filming began on March 2, 1964, and . . .

 

[Camicus]

We are going to make those red coated bastarsd wish they had never sailed from England