Story ideas needed fast, please help

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Why don't you write about iPads being stoled and football forum members doing everything in their power to bring thieves to JUSTICE?

 

[keaton]

I have an Evening Standard where Liam Brady almost completed the crossword

 

[Billy the Fish]

When I was younger, about 6 or 7 I think, we had some family connections at Northampton Town. We went to a game and sat in the directors box and after the game I was taken into the dressing room to get some autographs. Bobby Barnes, who is now something to do with the PFA, was walking around without any clothes on. First time I ever saw a grown man naked.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I once asked Freddie Ljungberg to get out of my way. He smelt great.

 

[Oscar]

I saw former Norwich and Spurs star Ruel Fox buying a happy birthday balloon at the Colchester branch of Asda while I was up there visiting the in-laws at the weekend.

I am available for interview. PM me.

 

[Buzzer]

When I was younger, about 6 or 7 I think, we had some family connections at Northampton Town. We went to a game and sat in the directors box and after the game I was taken into the dressing room to get some autographs. Bobby Barnes, who is now something to do with the PFA, was walking around without any clothes on. First time I ever saw a grown man naked.

Ooh. Reminds me of the time my father took me to watch a match at Wick FC. I was about 8 or 9 at the time. A bloke in the crowd streaked across the pitch for a bet. Thing was he was the spitting image of darts player Eric Bristow which we found funny. I say the spitting image, I have no idea if Bristow has a cock the size of an Argos pen. Perhaps you could do a follow up interview with Eric Bristow and maybe track the streaker down too, if he's still alive. I can't give you any more information except that Peter Bonetti's brother was in goal that day.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

My old history teacher, Mr Foster, scored for Torquay in the FA Cup. He also played for Littlehampton when Northampton beat them 4-0 in the cup. He came on as a sub.

There's a story there somewhere

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I once shared a lift with John Robinson and his significant other. He was carrying a Gadget Shop bag and the size of his package suggested he had either purchased a lava lamp or something equally as exciting.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

The Striker Who Came To Tea

Once there was a girl called Sophie. She was having tea with her mummy in the kitchen. Suddenly there was a ring at the door. Sophie's mummy said, "I wonder who that can be. It can't be the Craig Mackail-Smith because he came this morning. It can't be Stephen Dobbie because he's on loan to Palace. It can't be Ashley Barnes because he's got his key. We'd better open the door and see..."

Please speak to my publisher for the rest of the story.

 

[nwgull]

I've just had a MASSIVE shit. No players, managers or former players were involved, but I like going to watch football.

PM me if you're interested in the full details.

 

[Kumquat]

I once had a piss next to Dermott Reeve - we were both pissing in sinks as the queue for urinals was too long.

Someone could write a horror novel about the state of my guts today, that's for sure.

I once had a piss next to Dermot Reeve and we were pissing into the same sink. He chuckled as he relayed this story about how he was once pissing into a separate sink from the guy next to him who was called Tim and looked a bit short and who would go on to spell his name wrong. We laughed a bit more and then he said "Does your girlfriend normally spend that much time in the bathroom?" I grinned and said "She'll be out when she realises the kitchen sink needs plunging.".

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Hi Guys,

My name is Jamie, I'm a young journalist and I am currently doing work experience at FourFourTwo Magazine. I need a really strong, solid feature idea to put in the mag, if anyone knows anything about a quirky piece of news from around the world or even something a little closer to home, all ideas will be appreciated. It could be anything from a manager who has a strange second job or a player who received an unusual punishment, anything will be appreciated.

Thanks for your help guys really appreciate it.

What about the Peruvian players very controversial goal when oppo keeper is down injured will fish out the vid for !

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I once had a piss next to Dermot Reeve and we were pissing into the same sink. He chuckled as he relayed this story about how he was once pissing into a separate sink from the guy next to him who was called Tim and looked a bit short and who would go on to spell his name wrong. We laughed a bit more and then he said "Does your girlfriend normally spend that much time in the bathroom?" I grinned and said "She'll be out when she realises the kitchen sink needs plunging.".

Your evil lies are exposed as I'm not short

 

[Kumquat]

Your evil lies are exposed as I'm not short

I didn't say he wasn't stupid. He was also pissed and muttered somethig which sounded like "You and your girlfriend are weird" but when I think about it was clearly "Actually that Stumpy Tim wasn't that short". I never lie.And I'm not evil. My girlfriend will vouch for that.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I didn't say he wasn't stupid. He was also pissed and muttered somethig which sounded like "You and your girlfriend are weird" but when I think about it was clearly "Actually that Stumpy Tim wasn't that short". I never lie.And I'm not evil. My girlfriend will vouch for that.

Rumbled

 

[Deanbha]

Hi Guys,

My name is Jamie, I'm a young journalist and I am currently doing work experience at FourFourTwo Magazine. I need a really strong, solid feature idea to put in the mag, if anyone knows anything about a quirky piece of news from around the world or even something a little closer to home, all ideas will be appreciated. It could be anything from a manager who has a strange second job or a player who received an unusual punishment, anything will be appreciated.

Thanks for your help guys really appreciate it.

Lazy journalism.

 

[BadFish]

I think the op should write a story about an up and coming journalist post on message boards of teams up and down the country and getting pages and pages of the worst football stories every to be imagined. He could disclose how long it took him to read through them all and how soul (and career) destroying it was to wade his way through them in the hope of finding a gem on which he could kickstart his journalism career.