Storm Watch 2013 **LIVE**

[driller]

Hope you get Noro.

Can you get it from piña colada?

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

Radio Sussex have announced the have a special morning show lined up to let us know all the problems re the pending disaster.

Their's were among the first transmitters to go down in 1987 ...

 

[Plake]

Can you get it from piña colada?

Good use of ñ.

I'd stay right there for as long as possible if I were you

 

[Sam-]

My conservatory has developed a drip. Must be a tornado.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

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[TheJasperCo]

Strongest gust of wind up here was the consequence of my flatmate's curry last night.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I have had FLOODS in my living room this evening. Unfortunately they were from my wife's eyes when that 16 year old jug eared sweaty just murdered a ballad on Xfactor. Should I have her tested?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

I've just been up to Tesco Express and panic-bought 47 tins of peaches.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Should I have her tested?

Divorced...

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

I have had FLOODS in my living room this evening. Unfortunately they were from my wife's eyes when that 16 year old jug eared sweaty just murdered a ballad on Xfactor. Should I have her tested?

Guinness Girl was always a sound judge on such matters. I should test your prejudices, Sir !

 

[Guinness Boy]

Guinness Girl was always a sound judge on such matters. I should test your prejudices, Sir !

I might have slightly exaggerated for the sake of comedy but at least two others had done the fart / curry joke. That left one victim left. It's like weather based musical chairs only nowhere near as funny.

 

[Eksman]

Im scared











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Tell me I'm pretty

 

[Frutos]

Getting a wee bit breezy already in the wilds of BN9.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Judging by the grip on the sword and grimace on the face, looks like he's fearful of a follow through

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Anyone know if fletching bonfire is still on tonight?

Firle is definitely on.

Soaking wet at Fletching; bone dry at Firle. #Result.

 

[Soulman]

FFS man up, we are English!

 

[Notters]

Soaking wet at Fletching; bone dry at Firle. #Result.

Nope, Fletching was awesome, it stopped raining as the final procession started and the fireworks went into a beautiful starry sky.

 

[jakarta]

I have foolishly agreed to go into London today, will I ever see Sullington again?

 

[fat old seagull]

I have foolishly agreed to go into London today, will I ever see Sullington again?

What might remain of Sullington will surely miss you

 

[Elvis]

My neighbour is a fencing contractor. I've just seen him rubbing his hands together in anticipation of a windfall in his bank account!!!