Stockport game - SWINE FLU warning from the club...

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I wanna see the woman attached to that hand.....I reckon she's HOT and I certainly would'nt turn down a Hand Shandy from that hand!

Susan Boyle?

 

[Caveman]

I wanna see the woman attached to that hand.....I reckon she's HOT and I certainly would'nt turn down a Hand Shandy from that hand!

It's a fella mate!

 

[The Large One]

I wanna see the woman attached to that hand.....I reckon she's HOT and I certainly would'nt turn down a Hand Shandy from that hand!

Gok-wan?

 

[bright1064]

Gok-wan?

 

[siclean]

anyone wanna lift to the game sat ?

 

[RexCathedra]

Really, people. 'Easy 10' is all you should have to read to know it's a wind-up job.

Besides, it's Withdean. The only thing contagious there is the enthusiasm, right?

 

[southwickseagull]

Does this mean Sarah Watts won't be allowed to attend?

poor old Sarah, how could anyone insinuate she's a pig? I did worry about her and mad cow disease though.

 

[siclean]

I wanna see the woman attached to that hand.....I reckon she's HOT and I certainly would'nt turn down a Hand Shandy from that hand!

it belongs to the jj girl who was on embarrasing bodies last night

 

[Easy 10]

Tch, sussed again then.
I might have to start cutting & pasting some REAL stories on here every now and then, just to mix it up a bit.

Mwa ha haaar

 

[colinpants]

If you think you have got it Selhurst Parks only up the road.

 

[MUFC]

i've got it, shall i pass it on to my neighbour - stockport?

 

[Stoo82]

cant beleave nobodyhas made the Jade Goodie death, (RIP - plus its a joke of kind) and pig flu connection yet.

 

[siclean]

cant beleave nobodyhas made the Jade Goodie death, (RIP - plus its a joke of kind) and pig flu connection yet.

be an insult to pigs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

i saw pic in paper today of man utd fan in crowd wearing a f***ing mask and white boiler suit ...i mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think there's a possibility he might have been having a little joke?

Oh...and with regard to Jade jokes, I can confirm that there are at least two going around on the subject, neither of which I feel able to post on here...

 

[siclean]

Do you think there's a possibility he might have been having a little joke?

Oh...and with regard to Jade jokes, I can confirm that there are at least two going around on the subject, neither of which I feel able to post on here...

that bad is It

 

[Jambo Seagull]

quality stuff.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

that bad is It

Well.

If I HEAR such jokes, I may form my own opinion as to their acceptability or otherwise, but to post them on here may cause me a problem or two, work wise

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Please stay off the pitch while Ham and the lad complete a lap of honour'

 

[Marc]

I still think that Hand Woman would be HOT!