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Bigtomfu

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Jul 25, 2003
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hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
Oh yeah of course!! Silly me. :annoyed:

(I assume I was correct about the tracksuit bit?)

Yes.

I should clarify though. Apparently not ALL trainers is CREPZ. Your Adidas Sambas are not CREPZ. Big white trainers like 'Yeezies' (sp) are definitely CREPZ.
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Okay I'll admit it....I'm not down with the kids. What on earth are TRACKZ AND CREPZ?

Tracksuits? And French Pancake?
There's a gap in the market for a shop that sells tracksuits and pancakes.

You'd do a roaring business with all those pancake races.
 


Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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Arthur

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Jul 8, 2003
8,760
Buxted Harbour
There's a gap in the market for a shop that sells tracksuits and pancakes.

You'd do a roaring business with all those pancake races.

Screw that...after [MENTION=3566]hans kraay fan club[/MENTION] revelation above I think there is a bigger gap in the market for a Hot or Not clone...Crepz or Not. Would help Grandad-types (copyright [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]) like me stay up with the lingo. I would have been calling my Trimm Stars Crepz in the pub whist ordering a pint of mild and bitter and making myself look like a right fool!
 






Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Screw that...after [MENTION=3566]hans kraay fan club[/MENTION] revelation above I think there is a bigger gap in the market for a Hot or Not clone...Crepz or Not. Would help Grandad-types (copyright [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]) like me stay up with the lingo. I would have been calling my Trimm Stars Crepz in the pub whist ordering a pint of mild and bitter and making myself look like a right fool!
I have literally no idea what any of that means. Proof that I'm the old fart and you're down with the kids.
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
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Mar 16, 2005
62,759
Chandlers Ford
There's a gap in the market for a shop that sells tracksuits and pancakes.

You'd do a roaring business with all those pancake races.

There probably is, but more to cater for the Vicky Pollards, than for pancake race athletes.
 




I knew what Crepz were, mainly due to the 22 year old lad we have working here, apparently when you get new trainers you absolutely MUST post on all forms of social media that you have "Fresh Crepz"

I'm sure he also refers to them as "wheels"

Also, if he likes something it's either "fat" or "sick"

How I haven't punched him square in the mooey yet is beyond me.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,658
Arundel
So they've set up a business together selling plimsolls and tracksuit bottoms, well who'd have thought it.
 


hans kraay fan club

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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
I knew what Crepz were, mainly due to the 22 year old lad we have working here, apparently when you get new trainers you absolutely MUST post on all forms of social media that you have "Fresh Crepz"

I'm sure he also refers to them as "wheels"

Also, if he likes something it's either "fat" or "sick"

How I haven't punched him square in the mooey yet is beyond me.

Ooh. My understanding is that he'd be a little bit out of line there, where he a FOOTBALLER.

In baller speak crepz is TRAINERS and wheels is football BOOTS.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,658
Arundel
I knew what Crepz were, mainly due to the 22 year old lad we have working here, apparently when you get new trainers you absolutely MUST post on all forms of social media that you have "Fresh Crepz"

I'm sure he also refers to them as "wheels"

Also, if he likes something it's either "fat" or "sick"

How I haven't punched him square in the mooey yet is beyond me.

Think you may find that's "phat" or something equally f***ing odd!
 






Arthur

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Jul 8, 2003
8,760
Buxted Harbour


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