Stockdale SICKENED me on SATURDAY

[Ernest]

So we are 1-1 against LOCAL rivals, we get a penalty in INJURY time to WIN the match, Big HELMET dispatches it with APLOMB and Stockdale sits on his HAUNCHES like he has a MASSIVE attack of CONSTIPATION.

That SICKENED me, so what he once played for the COTTAGERS, who CARES ? He should have been running around going MENTAL sticking 2 fingers up at the Fulham FANS including the BLOKE from POINTLESS and DIDDY David Hamilton. Can you IMAGINE if in the 92nd minute he had let a SOFT one through his LEGS (always a POSSIBILTY with him) the Fulham FANS would have gone MENTAL and given him MASSIVE abuse. Any player who does that NON Celebrating THING should be SACKED on the spot now.

I HOPE Hughton DROPS him tomorrow and PLAYS the BIG Finn instead.

 

[Buzzer]

 

[jimbob5]

So we are 1-1 against LOCAL rivals, we get a penalty in INJURY time to WIN the match, Big HELMET dispatches it with APLOMB and Stockdale sits on his HAUNCHES like he has a MASSIVE attack of CONSTIPATION.

That SICKENED me, so what he once played for the COTTAGERS, who CARES ? He should have been running around going MENTAL sticking 2 fingers up at the Fulham FANS including the BLOKE from POINTLESS and DIDDY David Hamilton. Can you IMAGINE if in the 92nd minute he had let a SOFT one through his LEGS (always a POSSIBILTY with him) the Fulham FANS would have gone MENTAL and given him MASSIVE abuse. Any player who does that NON Celebrating THING should be SACKED on the spot now.

I HOPE Hughton DROPS him tomorrow and PLAYS the BIG Finn instead.

great. a triumph for comedy

 

[LamieRobertson]

Bet Stockdale has a bigger rod

 

[Surf's Up]

".....let a SOFT one through his LEGS" - I though that was what he was doing actually!!!

 

[carlzeiss]

Looked to me is if he was maintaining concentration for the job he is paid to do .

 

[Albumen]

 

[jimbob5]

Looked to me is if he was maintaining concentration for the job he is paid to do .

why would anyone be looking at him anyway just after we'd scored

 

[sydney]

what a bumcake......has your doctor moved to folkestone...you must be gutted , and bored.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

So we are 1-1 against LOCAL rivals, we get a penalty in INJURY time to WIN the match, Big HELMET dispatches it with APLOMB and Stockdale sits on his HAUNCHES like he has a MASSIVE attack of CONSTIPATION.

That SICKENED me, so what he once played for the COTTAGERS, who CARES ? He should have been running around going MENTAL sticking 2 fingers up at the Fulham FANS including the BLOKE from POINTLESS and DIDDY David Hamilton. Can you IMAGINE if in the 92nd minute he had let a SOFT one through his LEGS (always a POSSIBILTY with him) the Fulham FANS would have gone MENTAL and given him MASSIVE abuse. Any player who does that NON Celebrating THING should be SACKED on the spot now.

I HOPE Hughton DROPS him tomorrow and PLAYS the BIG Finn instead.

Were EWE actually SICK?

 

[Mowgli37]

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Haunches? What rubbish have you been reading?

 

[Camdavies94]

I agree he should've shown expressed more delight, but you can understand his empathy especially from GK to GK. Hypothetically, if arsenal were to score a last minute penalty v's Chelsea I would expect a similar reaction from Cech. IMO it shows he's passionate about the game, and though I agree I was slightly disappointed when I saw his reaction there's no way we should consider dropping a player for such a minor offence if IF you consider it to be one.

 

[Puppet Master]

There is such an offence in football as inciting the crowd y'know

 

[Ernest]

There is such an offence in football as inciting the crowd y'know

Not if it's the BLOKE from POINTLESS, he is a SMUG idiot

 

[seagullsslimjim]

every week the new bait still seems to catch the naieve fish ;-)

 

[Gully Forever]

There is nothing that I loathe more on this board then seeing off topic threads, but after reading this i'd rather read the "Bathroom extractor fan" Thread.

 

[Ernest]

There is nothing that I loathe more on this board then seeing off topic threads, but after reading this i'd rather read the "Bathroom extractor fan" Thread.

You're not the only one, so would I

 

[Mr Bridger]

Not if it's the BLOKE from POINTLESS, he is a SMUG idiot

That's you that is, pointless , smug and idiot

 

[Ernest]

That's you that is, pointless , smug and idiot

Do you REALLY think that ? Or are you just following the SHEEP ?