Whoislloydy
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Yes, close thread.
amazing what a difference one game can make
Your bum may be squeaking Sir.
It might very well be chirping like a caged canary knowing it’s about to be taken to a gas filled cave to meet it’s end.
It could be, like Richard Gere, that you’ve undertaken a cruel and wretched practice involving rubber tubing whilst your invader pokes his distressed little head out and squeals his lament to any passing rodent who’ll listen.
But this sort of squeaking is of no comparison.
If you were to navigate the rear crevasse of a certain Mr Howe, you would hear a squeaking so incredibly loud, so ear shatteringly penetrable that it would be as if you’d just witnessed a group jump of a thousand lemmings all screaming forth their demise in unison.
But wait, if you were to roll over a sleeping Mr Grealish and cup your ear to his lower blow hole, the squeak your ears would behold would be louder than the wail of a thousand Roland-The-Rats being entered posteriorly for the first time by their evil puppet master overlords with out so mush as a dash of butter.
Imagine that if you will.
Perspective dear boy. Perspective.
Everything will be just dandy.
I would love it, love it if we completely Battered the ginger daleks Burnley on their own sh--heap last game of the season 0-5.Weirder things have happened than villa and Bournemouth winning their last two games, and improving their GD.
But they would need us to lose our last two. Unlikely, going on our play since the restart.
It would be great to see a couple of statement performances from the Albion.
Weirder things have happened than villa and Bournemouth winning their last two games, and improving their GD.
But they would need us to lose our last two. Unlikely, going on our play since the restart.
It would be great to see a couple of statement performances from the Albion.
Even if they both won by a 2 goal margin in both games and we lost by a 2 goal margin in both, we’d still stay up. (Villa could win both by 3 goals and we’d stay up!) How weird do you need things to get?
That’s even before you consider whether Watford or West Ham get to 37 points.
Agree with 2 big performances to 40 points or more. However they’ve put a lot into getting here mentally and physically. I’m not going to get too disheartened if they’re not the big statement performances we might want.
Even if they both won by a 2 goal margin in both games and we lost by a 2 goal margin in both, we’d still stay up. (Villa could win both by 3 goals and we’d stay up!) How weird do you need things to get?
That’s even before you consider whether Watford or West Ham get to 37 points.
Agree with 2 big performances to 40 points or more. However they’ve put a lot into getting here mentally and physically. I’m not going to get too disheartened if they’re not the big statement performances we might want.
We need 3 or 4 points, simple.
Thank you to everyone who spunked their money on relegation insurance bets. Your contributions to survival are worthy.
We will lose that one 1-0 in the shittest game of the season. Fact.I would love it, love it if we completely Battered the ginger daleks Burnley on their own sh--heap last game of the season 0-5.
Weirder things have happened than villa and Bournemouth winning their last two games, and improving their GD.
But they would need us to lose our last two.
Yeah, worth noting we were only 2 points clear of the drop zone before lockdown. That gap is now 6, having played City, Utd, Leicester, Arsenal and Liverpool. Good effort from our squad to be safe with 2 games to spare.Agree with 2 big performances to 40 points or more. However they’ve put a lot into getting here mentally and physically. I’m not going to get too disheartened if they’re not the big statement performances we might want.