Still the best Valentine's Day joke...

[R. Slicker]

He didn't know whether to go for pink or brown and left white on the cushion.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Beware the "canon" and the "in off" ....

 

[papajaff]

Old one but.........................

Paul McCartney to Heather Mills - "I love you so much I'm going to buy you a plane for Valentines Day".

"Thank you darling but I'm still going to need a Ladyshave for the other leg"