Still the best Valentine's Day joke...

[Tooting Gull]

'I've booked a table for Valentine's...just hope she likes snooker'

I'm here all weekend.

 

[Jack Straw]

Assuming you've known this lady for quite a while, you would have an inkling if she likes snooker or not, shirley ?

 

[skipper734]

Is it in a Pub watching it on Tele. Not very romantic or expensive, Cheapskate.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Even if she does like snooker she might get bored with watching it all weekend.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

The local supermarket near my flat in Germany is selling plastic roses in their valentines section. Respect to them.

Just another Hallmark excuse to flog a load of overpiced tat in the name of romanticism. Pffffffffffft

 

[Jack Straw]

'I've booked a table for Valentine's...just hope she likes snooker'

I'm here all weekend.

You've obviously got your eye on the pink or the brown?

 

[Triggaaar]

You've obviously got your eye on the pink or the brown?

Oh no Jack, you've gone and lowered yourself.

 

[Pickles]

Oh no Jack, you've gone and lowered yourself.

If he has, he'd need a rest, Shirley?

 

[Frutos]

Are you hoping for a screw off the cushion?

 

[Tooting Gull]

You've obviously got your eye on the pink or the brown?

In crude snooker-based innuendo, we like to say 'Take the easy pink, or attempt the more difficult brown'

 

[Simster]

In crude snooker-based innuendo, we like to say 'Take the easy pink, or attempt the more difficult brown'

Yes, and it doesn't quite work because in reality, why would you ever contemplate taking the tricky brown? It's worth fewer points FFS.

 

[pasty]

The local supermarket near my flat in Germany is selling plastic roses in their valentines section. Respect to them.

Just another Hallmark excuse to flog a load of overpiced tat in the name of romanticism. Pffffffffffft

Think I might just run to one of these this year for Mrs P

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Happy Valentine’s Day my darling

You must know I love you too

Thank you for all your patience and understanding

After all I put you through

You're right, there is more to life than football.

I see that, but all the same ...

When the Albion are playing

I have to watch the game.

 

[el punal]

'I've booked a table for Valentine's...just hope she likes snooker'

I'm here all weekend.

You would have been better off with a Pool Party.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Yes, and it doesn't quite work because in reality, why would you ever contemplate taking the tricky brown? It's worth fewer points FFS.

Oh Simster. What you REVEAL about yourself...life's not all about POINTS

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Yes, and it doesn't quite work because in reality, why would you ever contemplate taking the tricky brown? It's worth fewer points FFS.

Obviously not a snooker player. Very common to take on a more difficult pot in order to achieve position on the next ball.

Just make sure you get enough greens.

 

[8ace]

Yes, and it doesn't quite work because in reality, why would you ever contemplate taking the tricky brown? It's worth fewer points FFS.

Cue ball position

 

[Jack Straw]

Oh no Jack, you've gone and lowered yourself.

Yep. That's me!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Bought the missus a LARGE box of chocolates and hid them in the van for the special day
[MENTION=26444]Wrong Direction[/MENTION] stepped on them ffsake

 

[darters74]

Let's hope the red doesn't come into play!