No, what you need to do is start a thread on NSC campaigning for an old crocks section (similar to the singing section), and after 50 odd pages write a long email demanding that either an exclusive old crocks lift is installed or stair lifts, which if you can combine with a further demand to allow the old crocks to take flasks with them, then you can sit back and read the 10,000 word reply from PB.
Sounds like a plan!