Pink up my ride, very pretty, if you like that sort of thing...pity really as I reckon the Range Rover looks smart in its unadulterated form...that is a bit like drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa...unnecessary.
Poor old Chappers, I see your ego has taken a dent because most people disagreed with you on the Spurs thread. I reckon your best bet is to play up the victim routine as if you have been oppressed by some evil regime.
And no, I'm not referring to Grannygate although I'm sure the FAI would had let him go - and possibly not spent tens of thousands on a private jet - if he had told the truth....